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Oh, New York Times, you never fail to amaze us with your serious investigative journamalism into the strange and mysterious creature that is Woman....

Those Taiwanese animators are sure having some sexytime fun with Rick Santorum. It is important to wonder if these Taiwanese animators are even American,...

A creepy old priest-king clad in Prada slippers, flowing robes of silken embroidery and an enormous bejeweled golden hat warned Christians that the true...

Oh look, Michele Bachmann doesn't even know the names of the random "children" she assembled to make this dumb Christmas video to remind everyone...

Hooray, the White House now says that President Obama won't veto the National Defense Authorization Act. It flew through the House today and should...

The Pat Robertson teevee show has been desegregated, apparently by force, and now allows a Negress interviewer to interview "her kind" (Condoleezza Rice). What...

Remember yesterday when we were all making satirical jokes about how Fox News would call the angry bum arrested for allegedly shooting at the...

Middle-aged yuppie child Ezra Klein is exactly the sort of youth welcomed at the dying Washington Post. Permanently cautious and nervously polite, quick to...

Via the Washington journalist Christopher Mims, here's the most terrifying BBC video clip we've seen since those Daleks gobsmacked the Queen Mum. It's worth...

What happens when the nation's chief of weapons enforcement is caught running an illegal weapons operation that funnels guns to Mexico's murderous drug cartels?...

It's a good thing Russia isn't full of Commie Rooskies anymore, and is instead ruled with an iron fist by a fascist kleptocracy --...

Who likes white people? Uhh, everybody except for black people and brown people and yellow people, we guess? Also, many actual white people don't...

2012 Fever is on the rise in Iowa, where hollow-eyed pillhead Michele Bachmann easily took the footlong patriotic corndog of freedom and also won...

Did you hear about liberal hate site "Groupon" sponsoring the racist Donald Trump's racism? Groupon, you're fired! What's next? How about those liberals at...

When even the nation's beloved cartoon superheroes are saying "Eh, fuck this place and your loser god," your country might be on the "wrong...

Fringe-right corporate lackey Clarence Thomas has famously kept his mouth shut during most of his 20 years on the Supreme Court, because how could...

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