BREAKING: CNN Projects Huckabee & Real Jesus To Beat Romney
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
The Reverend Mike “Not Fat No More” Huckabee is taking Iowa from the rich people, and CNN just projected the whole Iowa GOP thing is over and Huckster’s going to New Hampshire as the winner. Somehow, this ensures John McCain will win New Hampshire again, until South Carolina re-learns of his many black children.
The Reverend Mike “Not Fat No More” Huckabee is taking Iowa from the rich people, and CNN just projected the whole Iowa GOP thing is over and Huckster’s going to New Hampshire as the winner. Somehow, this ensures John McCain will win New Hampshire again, until South Carolina re-learns of his many black children.