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Last year, we wondered at you just how stupid you were legally permitted to be in Texas; now, thanks to the nine (all-Republican!) unelected...

Idiot Mississippi governor is caterwauling about being 'crucified' again. Here are some of the many oppressions Christians in the US face.

Don't you all know Roy Moore is being persecuted by the homosexuals, which is unfair and not at all Christlike?

Texas Republican Congresshick Louie Gohmert has some thoughts to share about gays, outer space, Matt Damon, and traditional het’rosexual romance!

Mike Webb will find the real porners if it's the last thing he does. Also, is definitely not crazy.

Did you hug your mom on Mother's Day and thank her for loving penis so much? WHY NOT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD?

Missouri House passes Personhood Bill with no exceptions for rape victims.

Jesus spoke to tow-truck driver Ken Shupe and told him to leave a disabled woman on the side of the road, as he is wont to do.

Are you a big fan of Pixar who struggles daily to communicate your homophobic values to your cartoon children? The Jehovah's Witnesses have a...

Let's get one thing out of the way: Kirk Cameron is cute. This is why it such a screaming shame he fell in with...

Did you know today, April 27, is the feast day of St. Zita, Patron Saint of waiters and waitresses? We did not, but let...

One of the most comforting things about America is how multiple times every day, the various chicken-brained dickwhistles who work at Fox News will...

One of the best things about this stupid Republican primary has been Donald J. Trump the New York Values thrice-marryer trying to convince...

Listen, sisters in Christ, we need to talk. Have you thought about, if you were to die right this second, where you would spend...

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