What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.
This is just obviously true.
God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly!
It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.
Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.
Come say your yammering at each other ALL NIGHT LONG.
The GOP's Christmas message had no political implications. And I am Marie of Roumania.
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!