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Super Christian Donald Trump Big Fan Of God And His Blowhard Son Jesus

God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.

Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t

The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.

Alabama’s Filthy Ex-Gov, Lover Gal Booted From Church, Because Sinners Make Jesus Cry

Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

Puss-Burglar Defends Puss-Burglar Against Charges Of Aggravated Puss-Burgling

A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly!

GOP Rep.: Jesus Doesn’t Want You To Have Healthcare Because You’re So Lazy

It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?

Jason Chaffetz’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!

Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.

Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy

Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.

Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren’t Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

Jesus Really Gets Around On Christmas. (YOUR OPEN THREAD!)

Come say your yammering at each other ALL NIGHT LONG.

Republican Party Celebrates Sacred Baby Jesus Day With Newer, Better, More Golden King

The GOP's Christmas message had no political implications. And I am Marie of Roumania.

RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016

The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!

Pastor’s ‘Christ-Like’ Handjobs GUARANTEED To Make Your Dick Bigger, For A While

How many dick jokes can we fit in one post? HOW MUCH TIME YOU GOT?
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Louie Gohmert Says It’s Not Christ-like To Make Fun Of ‘Special Needs’ Folks Like Hillary Clinton

Louie Gohmert knows Jesus would NOT make fun of Hillary Clinton. Don't you want to be like Jesus?