Cartoon Violence Puts The “Ho” In “Ho Ho Ho”
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
By the Comics Curmudgeon
Most normal humans are at this point ensconced in the loving bosoms of their family to celebrate the birth of the American Jesus. That leaves a motley collection of hateful, Christ- and family-shunning degenerate misanthropes as the only people reading “blogs” on the “Internet” — Wonkette’s core audience, in other words! We hope all you joyless monsters enjoy the following cartoons, which mock Our Lord Jesus and His only begotten son, Santa. MORE »











Even if there is an Omniscient Christian God, he probably thinks his followers are stupid for believing in something so 
The
We do not know too much about Jesus literature. What kind of monstrously fucked-up prude porn is in the King James Bible that grants it — and it alone, out of EVERY ITEM EVER MADE — a stay from this North Carolina church’s Hell-o-ween holocaust? Maybe it’s the action scenes.
JON MCNAUGHTON WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS HIS CRITICS: The mastermind behind the
Oh my God. Now it’s the Raiders of the Lost Ark Version of this
Well how about this! Jacksonville artist
Mexican-ish Lousiana Governor Bobby Jindal loves old Jesus so much. We know this.
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