In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
Here. Have a happy post. They are in such short supply these days.
YUM YUM GO MAKE HIM SOME.
STOP LAUGHING, THESE ARE VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE.
What else wouldn't Jesus say? Your OPEN THREAD!
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Bless his heart, Brian Kilmeade is a stupid motherfucker.
This is just obviously true.
God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
Nothing adds to a sexxytime political scandal like some hellfire preaching from the sinning politician's pastor.
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly!
It might be possible for a medical doctor to be more lacking in empathy. Wait, is he a surgeon, or no?
Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.
Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.