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Posts Tagged “Jessica Cutler”

surprise surprise

D.C. Gal Who Had Sex For Money Five Years Ago Now Maybe A Hooker At Eliot Spitzer's Latest Brothel?

Hey everybody, remember Jessica Cutler? No? Well, a long time ago there was this Senate staffer aide and she had sex — including sex in the butt! — with men who gave her money or other valuables in exchange for the sex. This was different from all other human relationships because she, Jessica Cutler, made a blog about this, five years ago, when blogs were kind of a new thing. So how is she obviously involved with the Eliot Spitzer hooker scandal? More »

2:15 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Ken Layne
16,980 views, 59 comments

Latest by Poindextrous: The book sucks. Well, I'll clarify and say the writing doesn't suck as much as the person writing it. Lots of whining about how women in DC are so shameful for not being ultra-thin and fashionable, then lots of graphic more »

washingtonienne

John McCain Tangentially Linked To Wonkette Sex Scandal!

Hey, remember back in the day four million years ago when a gal named Ana Marie Cox edited this humble publication, and she followed, outed, and interviewed a Hill aide who went by the name "Washingtonienne" and who had lots of anal sex and other kinds of sex that she wrote about on her blog called Washingtonienne? Yes, those were more innocent days when something as simple as a young heterosexual woman having sex with a variety of males could set the world on fire. Let's take a trip down memory lane...a trip that ends on the Straight Talk Express! More »

9:34 AM on Thu Feb 28 2008
By saraksmith
11,269 views, 42 comments

Latest by LittlePig: someone who had a lot of sex, once, the end. More than once in the end! Heyyy-o! more »

it's not short for 'web log' dept.

Law School Textbook Rips Off Two Blogger Roman a Clefs

A law student sent us this example of the thinnest veiling we’ve ever seen, from a Torts textbook (specifically Tort Law: Cases, Perspectives and Problems. 4th Edition. Galligan, Haddon, McClellan et al if you’re interested). It’s the story of “Jessica Butler,” her filthy sex with an aide to “Senator Foghorn,” and her salacious blog that detailed the whole seedy affair. More »

3:33 PM on Tue Sep 11 2007
By Pareene
6,303 views, 34 comments

wonk'd dept.

The Camera Takes Off Fifty Pounds

White Christian male media elites sure do love that beisbol. Too bad their sporty clothes don’t like them as James Carville’s skinny ass can make a t-shirt look like a poncho, and Tim Russert needs at least an hour in the make-up chair before he stops scaring small children. Oldest fart of them all Mort Kondracke was at the game too. So, you get those plus a couple of minor movie stars and one major, uh, general. Oh, and Jessica Cutler is bankrupt. More »

3:17 PM on Fri Jun 1 2007
By Pareene
4,744 views, 17 comments

Latest by Vanna: Hey, last time I was here it was all smoochy-smoochy with Wonk & Wash--so what happened? more »

gossip

Gossip Roundup: "Astronaut Love Triangle" Still Funny

  • Heard on the Hill: Crazy astronut Lisa Nowak flew on the Discovery with a dude who’s now engaged to Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.)… Rep. Julia Carson, from Indianapolis, congratulated the Colts for letting America know that her district is not “all drive-by shootings.” … Rep. Peter King’s cell ringer: “Hot in Herre” by Nelly. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Miss America… One of the lawsuits against Jessica Cutler was thrown out! The one in DC remains. [WP]
  • Yeas and Nays: MoveOn members target Jim Webb’s office in a phone-bombing campaign. To, uh, thank him for not supporting the war… Bill Maher still makin’ those jokes. Boy oh boy, is he ever… Joe Lieberman: “I’m the Lorax.” We think there are probably a couple other Dr Seuss characters he resembles more. [Examiner]
  • Under the Dome: Ted Kennedy zinged John Boehner at a dinner… Dem staffers stole Rep. Paul Rhodes guitar from his office, brought it to the Dem retreat. Then Hodes and John Hall sang “Still the One.” … Jane Harman skipped the retreat because she hates Nancy Pelosi (j/k they are BFF!). [The Hill]

1:49 PM on Thu Feb 8 2007
By Pareene
247 views, 3 comments

Latest by Magnolia (fka Holly): He does bear a striking resemblance to the Grinch's dog Max. more »

metro section

Metro Section: The Big Shit on the Block

  • Shooting at 6th and N NW. [Life in Mount Vernon Square/
  • Jessica Cutler is maybe in a T-Mobile ad. [Read Express and DCist]
  • E.L Doctorow read at the Folger on Friday night, local blogger calls him “gimmicky.” [A Portable Snack]
  • Chris Matthews is the big shit on the block. [Fishbowl DC]
  • According to LNS forums, there’s a secret club at 9th and N NW; “the convention center hood is the new black.” [<a href=”http://www.latenightshots.com”]

7:41 PM on Wed Jan 17 2007
By KLayne
146 views, 3 comments

Latest by sluggo: Jessica Cutler in a T-Mobile ad? Jesse is branching out. She's now a "call" girl. Yuck, yuck. more »

gossip

Gossip Roundup: Wu's Next

  • Heard on the Hill: John Cornyn, John McCain record promos for weekly televised fascism-porn program 24… First 100 Hours of Democratic Regime started yesterday at 1-ish… Rep. David Wu stopped by security at Longworth. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: It’s remarkably hard to sue Ana Marie Cox. [WP]
  • Yeas and Nays: Terry McAuliffe, Frank Luntz release books… Stupid congressional college football wacky betting shit… New member pins for 110th Congress are RED. [Examiner]
  • Rush & Molloy: Some Repubs doubt Rudy Giuliani will actually run for president, because he might not want to stop making lots of money. [NYDN]

1:26 PM on Wed Jan 10 2007
By Pareene
83 views, 5 comments

Latest by nicolae dica: Representative David Wu ain't nuthin' to fuck wit'... David Wu ain't nuthin' to mess wit'.... more »

jessica cutler

Old Sex Blog Scandal Soon To Bore Judge, Too

Legal scholars and D.C. perverts are very excited that the “Washington sex blog” lawsuit will actually go to trial. Hooray! More »

1:10 PM on Wed Dec 27 2006
By KLayne
5,549 views, 24 comments

gossip

Gossip Roundup: King Sabo

  • Heard on the Hill: John Walnuts! McCain’s 94-year-old mother fell at his Monday night party. She injured her hip, will not require surgery… McCain’s party was the same night as the White House Congressional holiday bash… Rep. Martin Sabo (D-MN) was appointed King of Norway, or something. Or he got a medal. Something like that. From the Norwegians. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Didja hear? Mary Cheney’s expecting! … Baltimore’s channel 13 reported a made-up internet joke about Michael Richards as true. [WP]
  • Yeas and Nays: Activists in cow costumes cause chaos at 7th & Indiana Starbucks… Sam Waterston announced his support for Unity08, a group so incredibly stupid that we’re not even going to tell you what their platform is… Sylvester Stallone donated some movie shit to the Smithsonian. [Examiner]
  • Page Six: Jessica Cutler pulls out of Mediabistro panel, Mediabistro calls her a whore. [NYP]

3:33 PM on Wed Dec 6 2006
By Pareene
96 views, 10 comments

Latest by joshpr: No, really. What's the goal of Unity08? more »

jessica cutler

Pervert Sues Wonkette

Spanking fetishist and former Jessica Cutler-fucker Robert Steinbuch just likes suing people. He likes it so much that he’s filed two suits against Cutler and asked to add Wonkette Emerita Ana Marie Cox to both. He briefly wanted to add your current Wonkette editors too (for calling him a spanking fetishist), but was eventually dissuaded. Unfortunately, Original Wonkette hasn’t gotten off so lightly, as a court document from yesterday shows: More »

11:33 AM on Tue Oct 31 2006
By Pareene
1,075 views, 8 comments

metro

Metro Section: You're Not White, Want to Be Friends?

  • Seeking 175 ethnic friends to play parachute, wear AIDS ribbons. [Sarcastic and Cynical]
  • Dear Lonny Baxter, “Dude, you might have not been playing in the NBA, but you would’ve been making a six figure salary overseas in Italy, not Kazakhstan or some shit. Boo-fucking-hoo.” [The Upstate Life]
  • Pedestrians have the greatest rage of all. “What are you looking at, fuckers? Why don’t you get off your asses and try walking to work?” [Tiaras Optional]
  • DC’s Trader Joe’s will open September 1st. As in NY, riots expected, Hawaiian shirts shredded. [Free Ride]
  • The Hill starts tonight — guaranteed to make you nostalgic for Jessica Cutler. [DCist]

6:24 PM on Wed Aug 23 2006
By Pareene
111 views, 1 comment

Latest by undershaken, not stirred: Pedestrians are Gods. But, seriously -- best pedestrian assault on a driver (well, really, his car) was when a retarded guy from a group-home in my hometown kicked the front fender of the car of a driver who honked his more »

wonk'd

Wonk'd: Definitely Not A Dry Heat

It’s hot as hell on the East Coast, and Brit Hume is hiking around Georgetown and sweating through his super 130’s suits. But Joe Lockhart and Ken Mehlman don’t play that game, they’re all about Air Conditioning and mint juleps. Jessica Cutler, on the other hand, stays cool in a nice pair of booty shorts. More »

4:58 PM on Fri Jul 28 2006
By dweigel
371 views, 1 comment

mike dewine

Mike DeWine Embarrasses the Unembarrassable

The link, for the curious, goes to our story yesterday about Mike DeWine’s shittily photoshopped 9/11 ad. More »

10:40 AM on Fri Jul 21 2006
By Pareene
640 views, 1 comment

mike dewine

Mike DeWine Whines

The last we saw of the google-eyed incumbent Republican senator from Jeffrey Dahmer’s home adopted home state of Ohio, he was giving the bum’s rush to a libidinous junior office worker by the name of…wait, don’t tell us, it’s right on the tip of our tongue, you know the one who wrote the novel and posed for Playboy and is now running a dude ranch in California with the Fonz and Lenny and Squiggy and Josie and the Pussycats. More »

11:17 AM on Thu Jul 20 2006
By ngillespie
475 views, 1 comment

Latest by bigkens: Begging your pardon, but Jeffrey Dahmer was from Milwaukee e.g., near Jim Sensenbrenner land. more »

gossip

Gossip Roundup: Cuckoo For Zidovudine

  • Heard on the Hill: Doug Schoen, pollster for the Gore-Lieberman 2000 presidential campaign and for the abortive 2004 presidential campaign of Sen. Joe Lieberman, donated $2,100 to Lieberman’s primary challenger Ned Lamont. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Sources: Tony Hawk left the Black Cat early last weekend after a friend was ejected for drinking without ID… George Allen’s wife Susan was kicked out of an Alexandria park for campaigning for her husband… Robert Steinbuch has filed another suit against Jessica Cutler, this one in Arkansas. He also filed papers seeking to add Ana Marie Cox as a defendant. [WP]
  • Under the Dome: In a letter accidentally sent to constituents, Jim Nussle failed to sound tough enough on immigration… Howard Dean snubbed two Arizona congressional candidates by announcing his desire to elect a woman in that district. [The Hill]
  • Page Six: Controversial AIDS writer Celia Farber receives a good review from an AIDS research organization. Page Six prints an unspeakably horrible headline. [NYP]

1:13 PM on Tue Jul 11 2006
By Pareene
114 views, 1 comment

Latest by 1974: So wait. An anti-AIDS activist is supported by a anti-AIDS research group? And that's gossip news? I guess if you're NY Post and then headline was just screaming at you to be set to print, it qualifies. more »

gossip

Gossip Roundup: World in Flames

  • Heard on the Hill: Steny Hoyer is unhappy about a Senate candidate’s website, which features of a photo of Hoyer making friendly with the Republican… John Kerry sent out an email blast full of effusive praise for potential ‘08 opponent Al Gore. [Roll Call]
  • Reliable Source: Morou Ouattara, former chef at Jack Abramoff’s restaurant “Signatures,” will appear on Iron Chef tonight. He’s also opening his own restaurant… The judge in Steinbuch v. Cutler is considering Jessica Cutler’s motion to dismiss the case. [WP]
  • Page Six: A private equity firm established by Bono is investing in a video game dramatizing the assassination of Hugo Chavez. [NYP]

1:35 PM on Mon Jul 10 2006
By Pareene
77 views, Comment

metro

Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber

  • Attention tourists: the following will vastly cut down on the number of dirty looks you receive per hour of touring. [An OC Girl Living In An Extraordinary World]
  • Not included in the guide: how do handle crazed violent psychos on the metro. [ Thoreau’s Journal]
  • Distinguishing the rapport of a bottle-rocket from a MAC-10 is for more advanced urban tourists. [Cruel Sommer]
  • A cell of terrorist haxors has started attacking sites they find while surfing for porn. [The Gentlemen of the CPMC]
  • MTV heads to Hawk n’ Dove for the same reason everyone does: hard partying underage interns willing to exploit themselves. [The Hill]

7:09 PM on Wed Jul 5 2006
By Pareene
85 views, Comment

jessica cutler

Paging Jessica Cutler

Last month we updated you on the apparent difficulties that Jessica Cutler, a.k.a. Washingtonienne, has been encountering in paying her lawyers. Those difficulties persist. More »

4:14 PM on Mon Jun 26 2006
By dlat
3,754 views, 4 comments