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Jesse Jackson Jr.: Jesse Jackson Sucks At Life

So Jesse Jackson asked Barack Obama to teabag him or something; we don’t know yet. Anyway, here’s a statement from Jesse Jackson Jr., a national co-chair of Barack Obama’s campaign as well Jesse Jackson’s terrible son: Read more on Jesse Jackson Jr.: Jesse Jackson Sucks At Life…
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Oh Good God Jesse Jackson, This Might Be Rich

OK, we’re *starting* to get a basic idea of what Jesse Jackson said, to a hidden microphone, about Barack Obama today. Here’s his paraphrase in an interview with CNN (the actual footage will be shown in full on Fox News — of course — at 8 p.m. tonight): “That the senator was cutting off his, you know whats, with black people and black church.” Please leave your guesses for “you know whats” in the comments (as if you needed to be urged). We’re going to go with “hotcakes.” No: “flapjacks.” NO EVEN BETTER YET — “VAGINAS.” HE’S CUTTING OFF HIS VAG-ES WITH THE BLACKS. Read more on Oh Good God Jesse Jackson, This Might Be Rich…
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JESSE JACKSON APOLOGIZES FOR MONSTROUS HIDEOUS RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE NATIVIST JEW REMARKS AGAINST OBAMA: Hey, small question: what were Jesse Jackson’s remarks? [Drudge Report]
 

Bill Clinton Charms PA Blacks With Latest Race Talk

Here is something Bill Clinton can’t do: Shut his fat mouth. Even as the Pennsylvania people are finally voting, the former president continues to make an ass of himself, make Hillary look terrible and basically bring shame to the Democrats and the entire nation. Guess what he’s talking about, again? How Barack Obama is like that Jesse Jackson, that’s what! Read more on Bill Clinton Charms PA Blacks With Latest Race Talk…
 

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WON A GRAMMY WHO WAS BLACK AND UNELECTABLE? Bill Clinton is sure to point out that Jesse Jackson won a Grammy back in the 1980s, too, and look how much he never got to be president! [1988 Grammy Awards] Read more on …
 

Obama To Win California (Except Not)

Why is Obama focusing on smaller states when he’s SURGING in California polls? Because he’s probably going to lose it, since people have been voting there forever — including those days when some people liked Hillary Clinton. Read more on Obama To Win California (Except Not)…
 

Clinton Dismisses Jesse Jackson Comment With Defiant ‘Meh’

Folks who didn’t consider Bill Clinton’s use of “fairy tale” or “young man” to be THOROUGHGOING RACISM couldn’t find much ambiguity in his comparison of Obama’s South Carolina romp to that unimportant “black candidate” Jesse Jackson and his wins there in the ’80s. As it happens, we forced our interns to research the history of politics, and they discovered that other humans have won primaries and caucuses in this state before — white humans. So how are the Clintons planning on spinning this little number away? Well, her campaign’s first talking point — full list after the jump — is “No.” No race cards! No! Good Lord, no. I like this strategy, it’s fun. Read more on Clinton Dismisses Jesse Jackson Comment With Defiant ‘Meh’…
 

Shame on you, Jesse Jackson! Martin Luther King would have condemned your anti-gun march, what with his well-known pro-gun stance! [CNSNews.com]
 

Wonk’d: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

In another August “where’d everybody go” edition of Wonk’d we found Bill and Chelsea Clinton shopping for “MV” stickers and James Carville and Mary Matalin trying not to get stuck in DC. At right, Eleanor Clift looks lost too. If you’re caught here and can’t escape, take a cue from Joe Lieberman and enjoy yourself with a nice long lunch somewhere nice. Because, just like Joe, come November you might just miss this place after all. Today’s Wonk’d is two weeks worth of sightings that we saved up and couple we had ourselves. We know you can do better. Please suppress thoughts like “Oh, Wonkette won’t care about him, he’s not even in office anymore.” Trust us, we want to hear about it. Just send over a little email with “Wonk’d” or “Sighting” in the subject line and the name of the person who wouldn’t make a sightings column in any other city. For scraping the bottom of the barrel, we thank you. Read more on Wonk’d: Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder…
 

Wonk’d: This Week With Pretty Pictures

Today’s edition of Wonk’d comes with a pretty picture. First, the sighting: On Wednesday [3/22] I saw Kimora Lee Simmons (Russell Simmons’s wife) in her SUPER GOD DAMN OBNOXIOUS “tour bus” (what the fuck is she touring for??). Her “job” is to make sure Russ gets plenty of BJs, that her breast implants are replaced and upgraded every couple of years, and she gets enough publicity for marrying a rich black dude… But here’s the kicker: an official US govt. black SUV (license plate USSS9) was escorting her from downtown down M street to the Four Seasons Hotel!!! Your tax dollars at work, folks! Is this a great fucking country or what??? And now, the picture: Finally, an addendum from this reader: Turns out she’s on a ‘book-signing’ tour for her new book, ‘Fabulosity.’ (As if she can or even has to read or write!! More brainless bimbos taking up causes they can’t even pronounce. Gotta love it.) After the jump, additional celeb sightings (but sans pictures). Remember: please continue to send us your sightings, with “Wonk’d” or “Sighting” in the subject line. Thanks everyone! Read more on Wonk’d: This Week With Pretty Pictures…
 

Someone’s Going to Have to Return An Awful Lot of Windbreakers

Brief update on tonight’s Bloomington, IL SOTU party, which we proudly passed the invite along to yesterday: The host emailed us to kindly request that you stop emailing him, and regrets to inform you that Representative Johnson won’t be able to make it. Read more on Someone’s Going to Have to Return An Awful Lot of Windbreakers…
 

To Do: Burn Ted Kennedy In Effigy

If you happen to find yourself in Bloomington, Illinois tomorrow night, why not consider stopping by this (RNC-affiliated) party? Click to enlarge — unless your a sissy DUMBocrat We will have a Jesse Jackson pi Read more on To Do: Burn Ted Kennedy In Effigy…