Tag Archives: Jerry Brown

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Binge-Watching With MoDo Edition

nice day for a red wedding

Today’s Sunday Times is still full of basketball sportsball, with stories on both of those ...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Painfully Obvious Advice Edition

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Let’s start with the best Sunday New York Times news of all: Thomas Friedman has the week off. ...

Annoying Rich Silicon Valley Techbro Dude Will Primary Mike Honda, ‘Disrupt’ Your Face

disrupt this

Can we just get this out of the way: techbro brodude tech guy bros are the worst of the worst. ...

Total Narc, California Governor, Jerry Brown Harshing All Our Mellow

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We don’t know what the fuck happened to our old “cool” governor, Jerry Brown. First ...

Millionaire TARP-Bailout Bankster Would Like Chance To Lose To Jerry Brown

governor moneybeam

Only a former Goldman-Sachs executive who has never held elected office and supervised the bank ...

Jerry Brown Expert Ralph Nader Says Jerry Brown Totally Running For President Against Clinton (Again)

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Never mind that he’s six years older than Ronald Reagan was when he was sworn in; Jerry Brown ...

Prop 8 Crew Getting The Band Back Together To Save California From Scourge Of Transgender Restrooms

bigger than the baha men reunion tour

Just in case anyone needs a handy illustration of Marx’s dictum that history repeats itself, ...

Nice Time: MRC Posts ‘Gotcha’ Video About California’s Transgender Locker Room Law, Accidentally Fills It With Nuance And Thoughtfulness

funny videos

This fellow Dan Joseph, from Brent Bozell’s Media Research Center, posted a hilarious-so-funny ...

Genius Orange County Law School Prof Explains That Prop 8 Is Still In Effect, Up Is Down And Black Is White

where has he been all our life?

There is so much actual news happening, you guys. We are filled to the gills with actual news and it ...

Rick Perry: Texas Is Spread Wide Open, Eagerly Awaits Your Throbbing Business

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Texas drug-eater Rick Perry denies that he is gay, but Texas? Gay as the dickens — FOR YOUR ...

Jerry Brown’s Stormtroopers Might Actually Pry Some Guns From Some Cold Dead Hands, and Other Gun News

Our Cold Dead Hands

Hi diddly ho, Wonkerinos! It has been awhile since we submerged ourselves in the crazy world of ...

Jerry Brown Toilet-Talks Rick Perry: Your Anti-Cali Ad Is ‘Barely A Fart’

smelt it dealt it

Rick Perry’s got a plan, y’all! An eeeevil plan, based on stealing all the businesses out ...

Larry Elder Tells Jerry Brown ‘I’m Not Kissing Your Butt,’ Teaches Us All About Debate

this is how we do it

California Governor/Sam the Eagle impersonator Jerry Brown appeared the other day on conservative ...

Get Well Soon, Jerry Brown!

because we say so

ABC News reports that California Governor Jerry Brown is undergoing treatment for prostate cancer, OH ...

Job-Creating Californians to Be Beheaded With Taxes

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Do you hear that, Californians? DO YOU? Because that’s the sound of jobs disappearing from ...

Veepstakes! Romney Hero Meg Whitman Out-Bains Bain Capital, Slashes 27,000 Jobs At HP

eve of destruction

Why can’t Californians have nice things? Because the “Golden Dream by the Sea” was ...

Fox’s Dana Perino: California Gov. Jerry Brown Is A Dictator Because He Made A Youtube

history's worst monster

Did you hear that California — the Golden Dream by the Sea — is having a wee little ...

Corrections: Your Wonkette’s Week In Mistakes

shoddy journalism

In the story “Jerry Brown To Washington Times Reporter: ‘Are You a Moonie?’” ...

Racist Bake Sale Proves College Republicans Are Annoying

post-racial america

UC Berkeley College Republicans (newsflash: they have those!) want to make a serious point about how ...

California Gov. Jerry Brown’s ‘First Dog’ Euthanized Due To Budget Cuts

not-yet-true headlines

Here’s a stupid Los Angeles Times video of Governor Jerry Brown’s legless tribble-sausage ...

Orange County Nazis Threaten To Kill Jerry Brown

socal nazis in the news

Southern California Nazis or whatever have painted graffiti in the Orange County town of Santa Ana ...

Meg Whitman Now Hoping To Piss Away $$$ By Losing To Feinstein

california gold

Remember Meg Whitman, the poor little rich girl who got savagely trounced when Jerry Brown came out ...

Liveblogging Part VI: Californication … Jerry Brown Is Governor Again

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With polls closed in the bankrupt republic of California, ABC 7 in Los Angeles is bravely sticking to ...

Carly Fiorina In Hospital, Meg Whitman Concedes To Governor Brown

California Über Alles

Let’s check in with our California Bureau to see what’s going on with all the hawt ...

Liveblogging the Jerry Brown-Meg Whitman Heat-Wave Death Match

California Über Alles

Should we liveblog the Jerry v. Meg death match? Well, we just held an election on Twitter and we won ...