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Tag: Jerry Brown

Ground Control To Governor Moonbeam...

California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump’s Climate Crap

Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.
The Tiniest Sniper

California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.

A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
Connect the dots, sheeple!

2015: The Year Anti-Vaxxers Made Measles The New Black

In 2015, science remained a suspicious activity many conservative politicians thought was probably all a leftist plot, with only one Republican presidential candidate willing to say that climate change is real and human-caused. And that guy never had a...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxer Death Squads Will Set Us Free

Welcome back, folks! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly guide for all the hottest tips and tricks to feng shui your crystals into an alignment more conducive for your chakral energy surges. Y'know, bullshit. We've...

Let’s Point And Laugh At Dumb Jim Carrey Twitter-Ranting About Vaccines

California finally passed its vaccine bill, removing most religious and personal belief exemptions for vaccination in public schools (almost as if contagious diseases really don't care if you don't "believe" in them). Yay for California! But oh no, what...
Are your brains melting yet, Mommy? Are they? Now, about that pony...

California Pries Measles Out Of Anti-Vaxxers’ Cold, Dumb Hands

Hey, how about some Science Nice Time? California Gov. Jerry Brown signed the state's new vaccine requirement into law today, over the cries of "Government Oppression!" and "Big Pharma! Big Pharma! Big Pharma!" from anti-vaxxers. The bill eliminates exemptions...
freedom is deader than this lawn

Rich A-Holes Guzzling California’s Last Drops Of Water Because ‘We’re Not All Equal’

You may have heard that California is all out of water. Again. This is a thing that happens frequently -- not because of abortion, or pagans, or Obama's policies on Israel -- but because the state is mostly a desert...
Stupid nymphs, takin' all our water!

Wingnut Dennis Prager: Nature-Worshiping Pagans Stole California’s Water, Gave It To Fish

Dennis Prager, the Family-Values radio talker who thinks children should go hungry because it builds character and that nudity is undermining American society, has more thoughts about Matters Spiritual and Material. Specifically, he has figured out why California has...
To think that MS Paint doesn't include a stencil font...

Jerry Brown Won’t Let California Water Its Lawn, Just Because There’s No More Water

California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a lawless executive order (they're all lawless) imposing mandatory water restrictions on the oppressed people of the Golden State, which is pretty much what they asked for by being a bunch of Left...
Subtle!

Jerry Brown Will Drown All Your Children

Because it is exactly three weeks to Election Day, it is also the time for desperate candidates who are going to be very sad on Election Day night to whip out the Hail Mary ads because why not? Clearly overcome...
His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

This Guy Ranked All The Coen Brothers Films, But That’s Just Like His Opinion, Man

It's been 30 years since the Coen brothers released their first film, Blood Simple, so Christopher Orr at The Atlantic is re-watching and re-remebering all of them. And that's cool, man, that's cool. We'd even agree with him that...
Go home, Celestia, you're drunk

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Please Don’t Agree With Us Please

We've got mail! Or at least we've got people who want to leave comments, but who are not going to be admitted to the Commentariat because we don't especially want them tromping around our parlor, especially not with what...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Binge-Watching With MoDo Edition

Today's Sunday Times is still full of basketball sportsball, with stories on both of those games. SPOILER ALERT: your bracket still sucks. SECOND SPOILER ALERT: the NCAA sucks and is nothing but an elaborate way to make money off...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Painfully Obvious Advice Edition

Let's start with the best Sunday New York Times news of all: Thomas Friedman has the week off. There's also news about how there's no news about the missing plane and a reminder that your March Madness bracket is...

Annoying Rich Silicon Valley Techbro Dude Will Primary Mike Honda, ‘Disrupt’ Your Face

Can we just get this out of the way: techbro brodude tech guy bros are the worst of the worst. They're always talking about how they're going to "disrupt" things when really all they are doing is ordering lunch...