Tag: Jerry Brown
Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018
Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.
Jerry Brown Shoves California National Guard Up Trump’s Ass. Ow, That Smarts!
Jerry Brown seems to think the National Guard should do National Guard stuff, not Border Patrol stuff.
Bannon’s Back! Back Again! Bannon’s Back! Tell A Friend! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 12, 2018
Trump can't make up his mind on Syria, Eric Greitens is a creepy sex monster, and Mark Zuckerberg really is an asshole. Your morning news brief.
Donald Trump Forgot The Name ‘White House.’ Wonkagenda For Tues., April 3, 2018
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions Sues California For Not Helping ICE Round Up Your Mom
It's just like the Civil War, only California killed Lincoln. (Jeff Sessions is bad at history.)
Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown — Get This, For *Human Trafficking*
The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
What Even Is This? Fabio (Yes, That Fabio) Goes On NRATV To Tell Weird Lies About Guns
It is a veritable cornucopia of WTF.
Bad, Bad Jerry Brown Has Some Choice Words For That Schmuck The President
Of course, that's also where the 5 million illegal voters were...
California Gov. Jerry Brown Is Having None Of Trump’s Climate Crap
Governor Moonbeam is back, and he rocks.
California Gun Group Very Upset It Can’t Tell You Exactly Where State Legislators Live, So You Can Visit.
A group of California gun enthusiasts is suing for the right to post the home addresses and phone numbers of legislators who voted for six recently-passed gun bills, so everyone can easily find their local tyrant.
2015: The Year Anti-Vaxxers Made Measles The New Black
In 2015, science remained a suspicious activity many conservative politicians thought was probably all a leftist plot, with only one Republican presidential candidate willing to say that climate change is real and human-caused. And that guy never had a...
The Snake Oil Bulletin: Anti-Vaxxer Death Squads Will Set Us Free
Welcome back, folks! It's time again for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly guide for all the hottest tips and tricks to feng shui your crystals into an alignment more conducive for your chakral energy surges. Y'know, bullshit. We've...
Let’s Point And Laugh At Dumb Jim Carrey Twitter-Ranting About Vaccines
California finally passed its vaccine bill, removing most religious and personal belief exemptions for vaccination in public schools (almost as if contagious diseases really don't care if you don't "believe" in them). Yay for California! But oh no, what...
California Pries Measles Out Of Anti-Vaxxers’ Cold, Dumb Hands
Hey, how about some Science Nice Time? California Gov. Jerry Brown signed the state's new vaccine requirement into law today, over the cries of "Government Oppression!" and "Big Pharma! Big Pharma! Big Pharma!" from anti-vaxxers. The bill eliminates exemptions...
