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BREAKING Wonkette Exclusive: As Of Now, Kaili Is In Control Here

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This just in: Kaili Joy Gray has gone MAD with power and promoted herself to executive editor of Wonkette. (Yes, apparently that’s something you can do. Who knew?) Bwahahahahahaha. What does this mean for you, dear readers? Pretty much nothing at all, you probably won’t even notice the difference. We will still be your favorite mommyblog recipe hub with dick jokes. You’re welcome. Read more on BREAKING Wonkette Exclusive: As Of Now, Kaili Is In Control Here…
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Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: ‘It’s The Thought That Counts’ Edition

Well, my dearest Wonketeers, Yr. Teen Kolumnist promised y’all that he would compose more literature on the art of volunteering, and by george, he’s got it! (albeit a bit late, shut up, YOU DON’T KNOW ME, YOU DON’T KNOW MY STRUGGLE) However, having talked about the whole broad damn thing last week, there is little left to do but write about motives. And, no, they do not include encouraging homelessness through handing out sandwiches and toiletries. Read more on Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: ‘It’s The Thought That Counts’ Edition…
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Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: Child Labor Edition

JERBS! I GOTS ONE! That is the summation of my excitement now that I am FREAKING HIRED TO WORK AT A FREAKING ICE CREAM STORE! AGSDFAFDSG!!!! Sorry, yr. Kid Zoom is just a mite bit elated THAT HE GOT A JOB AT THE BEST PLACE IN BOISE ok I am done now. He has, through the perfect mix of perseverance, a güd resume, and a healthy amount of luck, gotten a job at his favorite ice cream store. So to commemorate this FREAKING AWESOME event, this week’s Kolumn will be about jerbs, and the teenz what drool after them. Read more on Wonkette’s Teen Korner For Teenz: Child Labor Edition…
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Joe Walsh’s Children’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

Bitter defeated one-term congressman and Father of the Millennium Joe Walsh will finally be able to pay his child support again! Because someone is going to pay him whore diamonds to open his singularly mean mouth and vomit “thoughts” and “ideas” and “accusations that his opponent wears ladies underwear” on our nation’s airwaves! HOORAY! Joe Walsh items for yr Wonket today. Joe Walsh items for yr Wonket tomorrow. JOE WALSH ITEMS FOR YR WONKET FOR! EVAR! Read more on Joe Walsh’s Children’s Long National Nightmare Is Over…
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Obama Preparing ‘Jobs Plan’ To Give $961.04 To Each American

According to somebody who telephoned CNN, Barack Obama’s jobs plan will involve somehow spending $300 billion because of tax cuts, and then people will have jobs again. No really this is what the article says. That’s $961.04 for every man, woman, transgender and child in America! Happy days are here again! Nine-hundred-and-sixty-one dollars! Enough for rent this month, plus some rice-a-roni! Read more on Obama Preparing ‘Jobs Plan’ To Give $961.04 To Each American…