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BIGGEST LOSER  11:30 am March 7, 2013

Joe Walsh’s Children’s Long National Nightmare Is Over

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Bitter defeated one-term congressman and Father of the Millennium Joe Walsh will finally be able to pay his child support again! Because someone is going to pay him whore diamonds to open his singularly mean mouth and vomit “thoughts” and “ideas” and “accusations that his opponent wears ladies underwear” on our nation’s airwaves! HOORAY! Joe [...]

THAT'S LIKE 20 DINNERS AT OLIVE GARDEN  2:14 pm September 7, 2011

Obama Preparing ‘Jobs Plan’ To Give $961.04 To Each American

by Ken Layne

According to somebody who telephoned CNN, Barack Obama’s jobs plan will involve somehow spending $300 billion because of tax cuts, and then people will have jobs again. No really this is what the article says. That’s $961.04 for every man, woman, transgender and child in America! Happy days are here again! Nine-hundred-and-sixty-one dollars! Enough for [...]


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