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  All Dots Connected

CA Dad Would Like Anti-Vaxxers To Stop Trying To Kill His Son

It's your right to make everyone around you sick
Not only is refusing to get your kids vaccinated aggressively stupid, it’s also exceedingly selfish, a fact anti-vaxxers will have a hard time dismissing now that 6-year-old leukemia patient Rhett Krawitt has come to national attention. His father is asking the school district to require students to get their damned vaccine shots, unless they have valid medical reasons not to. And “dumb parents just don’t believe in vaccines” is not a medical reason. Read more on CA Dad Would Like Anti-Vaxxers To Stop Trying To Kill His Son…
  Not your job

Hero Anti-Vaxxer Doctor: Go Ahead And Skip Your Kid’s Vaccines, Let Other Parents Be Responsible

Dr. Bob
It’s hard to believe, but some parents are pretty darned sure science is a hoax, and they’d prefer to take their medical advice from Jenny McCarthy, Not M.D. But Former Game Show Sidekick So Even Better! And the anti-vaccination movement is working out terrifically well so far, what with the skyrocketing rates of diseases once thought extinct and the occasional outbreak of measles among church members convinced vaccines are the devil’s semen, or whatever — although, after at least 10 people in a Texas congregation came down with a case of the gee-maybe-we-shouldn’t-reject-vaccines, they realized, upon a closer read of the Bible, that since The Jews “did not die out during the plague,” probably because they followed the biblical instructions on “how to be clean” and “disinfect,” maybe God wanted them to wash their hands, spay and neuter their cats, and VACCINATE THEIR GODDAMNED KIDS after all. Read more on Hero Anti-Vaxxer Doctor: Go Ahead And Skip Your Kid’s Vaccines, Let Other Parents Be Responsible…
  a hot time in the old town

Dana Loesch Will Be On The View As Soon As ABC Installs Shatterproof Lenses In All Its Cameras

Set your DVRs, people! Squealing rage nymph Dana Loesch will be a guest co-host on ABC’s daytime television drama for ladies The View on February 3, which is…(checks calendar) Monday! Holy shit! We have to buy a DVR! And a TV! Yuck. Maybe we’re old-fashioned but we still like to imagine daytime TV through a soft and fuzzy filter, a place where Ellen DeGeneres can thrive or those nice ladies Hoda and Kathie Lee can do some day-drinking on camera and giggle and fall all over themselves like a couple of excitable puppies. Imagine the conversation in the production offices of The View that led to this decision. Read more on Dana Loesch Will Be On The View As Soon As ABC Installs Shatterproof Lenses In All Its Cameras…
  she's got the biggest balls of all

To The Victor Go The Spoils: We Won The War On Christmas, So Now We Get Sonia Sotomayor To Ball Hard In The New Year

If you ever wondered “when will one event combine my love of freezing outdoor events, music’s fading stars and newer hotties, and the Justices of the Supreme Court?” today is your luckiest day, because Sonia Sotomayor will lead the 60-second countdown and push the big button to lower the big ball during Rockin’ New Year’s Eve. Read more on To The Victor Go The Spoils: We Won The War On Christmas, So Now We Get Sonia Sotomayor To Ball Hard In The New Year…
  the sickness is in all of us

Michael Savage: Don’t Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You

Your Wonkette writer had the flu last week. Let us put it this way: if you’re in desperate need of using every blanket in your home, then sweating through your clothes for two straight days, then go lick doorknobs at your closest university. Everybody else, get a flu shot. Or wait, no, first listen to known radio personality Michael “Savage” Weiner discuss how the flu shot is a secret government conspiracy to give everyone MS and autism and then…um…well, we do not know what the second part of this scheme is, but we’ll all be too sick to care anyway. Asking listeners to put aside his political orientation for a moment, talk-radio host Michael Savage questioned the federal government’s recommendation that citizens get a flu shot. “Did Harry Reid take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama take a flu shot? Did Barack Obama’s lovely family take a flu shot? Did Joe Biden take a flu shot?” Savage asked. “Which of the mandarins took the flu shot?” Read more on Michael Savage: Don’t Let The Flu Mandarins Put Autism In You…