jennifer rubin
Jennifer Rubin Makes Strong Case For Third Bush Term
Things we learned from Jennifer Rubin’s commentary in the Washingtonne Poste news-paper, this morning, about the former president George W. Bush, presented without comment. Only 53 percent of the American people disapprove of George W. Bush. That is almost not even a majority! “Unlike Obama’s tenure, there was no successful attack on the homeland after [...]
Shiftless Minorities and Sluts: What Will It Take For You To Love The GOP Again?
We’ve had a good post-election run of gleeful schadenfreude watching the Republican party tear each other limb from limb trying to figure out how they lost. It is Karl Rove’s fault for not being batshit conservative enough. It is the Tea Party’s fault for running batshit conservative enough candidates. These fights have been positively popcorn-worthy, [...]
We Cry Real Tears As Pat Buchanan Sounds Reasonable, World Ends
It is with heavy heart yr Wonkette pens this post. Yes, the time is nigh, Wonkfriends. We’ve been so sure the end times were approaching, and now they are here. Today, the world as we know it ends with the most pathetic whimper ever, wherein yr Wonkette is forced to agree with Pat Buchanan:
Appearance Of Powerful Black Woman At The Oscars Provokes Predictable Pavlovian Response In Prickish Political Press
Last night, after the world tuned into the insufferable movie industry and their big night of self-congratulation, denizens of the somehow even more insufferable political industry decided to take their uniquely awful brand of commentary and apply it to entertainment. What prompted this year’s wingnut freakout? Was it a retro act of moralization over a [...]
Jennifer Rubin is Perfect but You Suck
The new year is always a time for reflection. One year ends, another begins. Time to take stock of your life and create new dreams and new resolutions that you can aspire to in the coming year. Perhaps you decide to get more exercise (which you really should, you lazy bastards), or be more present [...]
Mitt Romney Is the Greatest Statesman of All Time
Before spending even a moment in his now-inevitable presidency, Mitt Romney today proved himself the greatest statesman of this age or any other. In a statement rich in nuance and diplomatic elan, Mitt Romney deftly tied the death of the U.S. ambassador to Libya to the shortcomings of President Obama’s foreign policy. He stood by [...]
Massive Economic Depression Pushed Back Another Month
America is… back?? If the standard is that job creation barely surpassed population growth for the last month on record, four years into the great Economic Unpleasantness, then you betcha. We’re rich again! Money! Pie! War! The economy added a smashing 163,000 nonfarm payroll jobs in July, while June’s figure was revised down to a [...]
The Proper Conservative Patriot’s Take On The Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Poor Jennifer Rubin, the unofficial public voice of the Romney campaign who continues to have a job at the Washington Post. Why doesn’t your Wonkette make fun of her more often? Maybe it’s too easy, but it’s not like that consideration has ever stopped us. Jen Rubin is sad today. Just a few days ago [...]
Romney Camp Outraged That Journalists Covering Him
Have you been paying attention to the controversy caused by the Washington Post’s article on Mitt Romney’s venture capitalism firm Bain Capital? Probably not because you, like so many other Americans, can’t stand reading about Mitt Romney due to his general awfulness. So your Wonkette will fill you in on the details: what happened was [...]
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