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Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin Breaks Up With Abusive Dumb Nightmare Boyfriend, The GOP

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin breaks up with the GOP for being too crass, stupid, and angry. Maybe she is libertarian-curious?
Actual pic of Larry Klayman

America’s Worst Lawyer, Larry Klayman, Suing Clintons Again, Totally Gonna Nail ‘Em Now!

At last, someone is brave enough to try, for the first hundredth time ever, to hold the Clintons accountable for being the Clintons. And surprise! It's the conservative group Freedom Watch, the brainfart of Larry Klayman, Esquire JD --...
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Donald Trump Will Sue The Sh*t Out Of You, All Of You, Everywhere, Shut Up Is Why

Donald Trump wants ALL the millions of U.S. American dollars because there are airplanes making airplanes noises in the privately owned sky over HIS mansion. True story! CNNMoney reports that Trump has filed a lawsuit against Palm Beach County,...
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Jen Rubin Wants You To Get Married. Yes All Of You. Even You!

The Washington Post's Jennifer Rubin wrote an extremely lazy column about how "Marriage = Happiness," throwing a bunch of blockquotes together and calling it a day. Nice work if you can get it! For a column from the frequently bewildering...

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin Examines President’s Lateness, Heroically Refrains From Concluding ‘Because He Is Black’

Jennifer Rubin has used her prime journalistic real estate at the Washington Post to examine the top crisis US America faces today: the president is, to all his events, an average of 11 minutes late. Perhaps you too have...

Let’s Play This Fun New Jennifer Rubin Game, ‘Game Of Lies’!

Jennifer Rubin, she's this lady. Writes Mitt Romney fanfic for the Washington Post. Well, she did, anyway. Now she's been reduced to a cutesy game where she steals the old Newsweek "Conventional Wisdom Watch" feature, with a series of...

John McCain And Jennifer Rubin Sittin’ In A Tree, Being W-R-O-N-G

Oh, golly, John McCain. You probably should have given this a bit more thought, maybe. When Jennifer Rubin says that you and the other two "amigos," Kelly Ayotte and Martin Short Lindsey Graham, are "distinguished pols of the week,"...

What If Jennifer Rubin Starred In An Experimental Science Fiction Short Story From 1968?

JENNIFER RUBIN is so funny, and there are a thousand laughs in store for you in the Washington Post with the new, improved JENNIFER RUBIN. Everyone enjoys a talking JENNIFER RUBIN, from young to old. Taste, see, smell, and...

Jennifer Rubin Furious That Obama Administration Finally Doing What Jennifer Rubin Wanted

"Why isn't Obama talking about black-on-white violence? Why won't Obama acknowledge that minorities are doing crimes? When will Obama tell young men of color to be responsible and get married and don't do crimes?" Asking these questions -- indignantly and...

Team Romney Quite Sure You People Must Wish You’d Voted For Mitt By Now. Right? RIGHT?

Remember that time Mitt Romney ran for president? Not that he wanted to, of course -- he was against losing a presidential election before he was for it -- but the Romney clan figured it was a good way...

Hitherto Undiscovered Wingnut Sarah Hoyt Makes Strong Wonkette Debut With Kirk Douglas Fanfic

Folks, we are pleased as punch to introduce the newest member of yr Wonkette family, a brand new bouncing baby wingnut named Sarah Hoyt. She's picture perfect right out the gate. Robert Heinlein quote? Check. Distressingly aged homemade website?...

If You Like Dumb Things That Are Wrong, You’ll Love Jennifer Rubin’s Latest Column

It starts with the headline: "A president who pleases no one." Really, no one at all, not even Michelle? Poor lady, maybe Reggie Love will go straight for her, just this once. But it's weird, because from here it looks like...

Will No One Stand Up For WaPo’s Poor Pitiful Jennifer Rubin?

Fellows! To the ramparts! Our own beloved fair maiden of the Washington Post editorial page is under attack most foul, and from the most treacherous quarters! Those treacherous traitors being the former ombudsman of the Washington Post! Dudes, he...

WaPo’s Jennifer Rubin: John Bolton Is Louis CK And George W. Bush Is Mother Teresa

What is it like to be inside Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin's head? Swimming in that soup of confusion and anger all the time? Living with the pressure of pushing out 6, 7, 8 posts per day about just...

Jennifer Rubin Tongue-Bathes Liz Cheney, But Not In A Gay Way

You know how when you were a kid and your parents would try to be all hip with the slang, and your dad said something embarrassing and contextually weird like "this steak is tits, man!" Awful, right? Not nearly...