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Wonkagenda: Friday, 07/29/2016

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DNC Night Four: Hillary Clinton Makes History, Bill Makes Sammiches. Your Wonket Livebloog!

It's the final night of the Democratic National Convention! Watch for falling balloons!

Peggy Noonan Gets Her Feminist On. No, We’re Serious.

Did you watch This Week with George Stephanopoulos yesterday? Haha of course not. No big deal, because we have the clip that matters, where the roundtable discusses the ouster of Jill Abramson and we get to see Bill Kristol,...

Jennifer Granholm Just Not Used To All The Stupid Things Rick Santorum Says

Why does Rick Santorum keep getting asked on the yap shows? He does not hold an elected office, has not held an elected office since 2007, and does not have anything remotely redeeming to say about much of anything,...

DNC Charades Winner Jennifer Granholm Was Once Sex-Kitten Dating Game Tramp

We are mildly late to this clip of former (uh, then-future?) Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm's epic appearance on The Dating Game in 1978, when she was an absurdly chirpy 19-year-old wanna-be actress asking mildly suggestive questions of men who...

Brave Michigan City Councilman Under Fire Just For Waving Poster Of Obama With Spear Through His Skull

Sterling Heights, Michigan is one of those blandly Caucasian suburbs filled with cul-de-sacs and Applebees franchises. Local wits are known to on occasion refer to this community as “Sterile Heights” or “Sterling Whites.” So one shouldn’t be surprised to...

Everyone Drop Everything, Robert Gibbs Just Dropped a Tax-Cut Bomb On Twitter

A departing governor about to enter the political wilderness / looking for a job with the administration soon supports the tax-cut compromise? GAME, SET, AND MATCH. This is incredible news. Democrats in Congress are peeing themselves because they are...

Democracy Is Going To Die Tonight, But Your Wonkette Will Be There At the Deathbed To Hold Your Hand

Primary elections for both Democrats and Republicans tonight are said to be "crowded," just like a hott nightclub, with lots of candidates to make us all sweaty. And luckily, your Wonkette will liveblog the whole affair so you can...

Car Lady Is In Town For Car Talks, But What About Supreme Court???

Jennifer Granholm, a woman who will never be elected president of the United States because she is a Snow Mexican, may have to settle for the Supreme Court instead. Rumors have been FLYING about her getting appointed to the...

Sarah Palin Tried To Have Stand-In Take Her Place In Gubernatorial Debate

Someone just sent us this comical article from an October, 2006 edition of the Anchorage Daily News -- a reputable journal if ever there were! -- about how Sarah Palin had a "scheduling conflict" during a gubernatorial debate with...

Kwame Kilpatrick Vetoes His Own Removal

Things haven't gotten much better since we last checked in on Kwame Kilpatrick, the comical mayor of Detroit and a leading contender for Barack Obama's black vice presidency. You may recall that his "woes" include bangin' his chief of...