jennifer carroll
Pretty Much Nation’s Only Black Lady Republican Official Resigns For Being The Griftiest
That is too bad that Florida’s Lieutenant Governor, Jennifer Carroll, had to resign for being sooooo shady. She is pretty! And sometime we get lesby-rumors and accusations (lesbysations) about her! Those are both good things! But, wah-wah, unfortunately Jennifer Carroll is also apparently the griftiest lady to ever grace the state of Florida. FLORIDA. The [...]
GOP Florida Lt. Gov. Lady Giggles That She Can’t Be A Lesbian Because She’s Not Ugly And Stuff
Hey Florida Lieutenant Governor (and Republican) Jennifer Carroll, what are the reasons that former employee Carletha Cole must be lying when she says she walked in on you in a mutually beneficial arrangement with a female employee? Let us count the ways: 1) Carletha Cole is single and ugly, so she must be the real [...]
Is Florida’s Pretty Lt. Gov. Lady Having Lesbionic Interracial Affair With Aide?
That’s a good question, in that headline right there up above here, that you just read. It comes to us via the court filings of a lady who worked for Florida’s lieutenant governor, Jennifer Carroll, and who is now on trial for sharing secret tape recordings with a reporter. She says, and we believe this [...]
Nice Lt. Gov. Of Florida Knows Nothing About Trayvon Martin Case, But Thanks For Calling
Noted American humorist Dave Barry once remarked that the main jobs of a lieutenant governor are to wear a tie and call up the governor once a day to make sure he or she isn’t dead. And that was pretty funny … in the ’80s, when your Comics Curmudgeon was in junior high and loved [...]
Republican National Committee Co-Chair Thinks All Black Officials Are The Same
We suspect that Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day was trying to be inclusive and welcoming to African Americans in announcing that the party would be launching a “black outreach” program and then saying this: “We highlight our elected officials so people understand that we do have Republicans that are elected that are black,” said [...]
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