Tag: jeff sessions

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

Deleted Comments: Didn’t You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
all you banksters, you must go

Promising White Collar Prosecutions Undoubtedly Safe In Hands Of Jeff B. Sessions

Despite the widespread lender fraud endemic to the foreclosure crisis, nary a Wall Street Big Wig felt the wrath of the criminal justice system. But just in time for Obama's Third Term, the Feds are giving financiers the business. The...

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.

Let’s Watch Badasses John Lewis And Cory Booker Call Racist Jeff Sessions A Racist!

Ready to see a civil rights icon square off against...the opposite of that?
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions Hearings Day Two Livestream! Headline Joke About Jeff Sessions And Pee To Come!

Sorry we didn't make you a livestream yesterday, we are moar better on it today!

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Guesses Pussburgling Really Is Sexual Assault. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

Jeff Sessions is a lot clearer about this whole pussy-grabbing question than he may previously have been. Isn't that great?

Jeff Sessions Is Coming All Over Your Porn! We Mean Coming After!

Sessions said during his confirmation hearing that he's totally open to prosecuting the porns. THANKS TRUMP!
Winner: Best Deer in Headlights Look since Dan Quayle

Jeff Sessions’s Greatest Hits! (Against Voting Rights, Women, Immigrants, Black People…)

Jeff Sessions: Much more than just a face that belongs on Elmer Fudd

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Trump A.G. Pick Jeff Sessions Not Quite The Civil Rights Hero He Claims To Be? Whaaaaaat?

You mean to say that Jeff Sessions isn't a civil rights champion? Knock us over with the proverbial feather!

NAACP Leaders Arrested Protesting Super-Not-Racist Jeff Sessions, For No Reason At All!

If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target.

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!