Tag: jeff sessions
Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!
How's this for a bipartisan effort?
Pop the popcorn, shit is getting GOOD.
Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief.
Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.
Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!
Chuck Grassley has no inside voice.
Another mass school shooting, Grassley says the coverup part out loud, and Dreamers are hanging on the edge of forever. Your morning news brief.
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!
Maybe he will finally have some time to investigate Benghazi some more.
Nice Speech, Idiot. Let’s Talk More About How President Pee Tape And Devin Nunes Are Destroying America!
All your Devin Nunes Is A Piece Of Shit updates RIGHT HERE!
Trump (finally) becomes President (again), and Devin Nunes and an army of lawyers try to stall Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
Here's some rosy news Trump's friends blew directly up a journalist's ass!
Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart.
Devin Nunes deserves every bit of this.