Tag: jeff sessions

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

That’ll Do, Virginia. That’ll Do. Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 8, 2017

LOL Virginia! A civil rights lawyer takes over the Philly DA! And Chris Cillizza is being a total Chris Cillizza again. Your morning news brief!

ICE Has Come Up With New Ways To Culture Of Life All Over Pregnant Teens HOORAY

Just when you think ICE can't sink deeper than denying a kid access to healthcare, THEY FIND A WAY.

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Trump Tax Plan Screws Poor Losers. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 3, 2017

How bad is the GOP tax plan, Carter Page calls Jeff Sessions a liar, and Robert Mercer tries to run from Breitbart. Your morning news brief.

Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

Trump Tells Maggie Haberman To Say He’s Not Mad And She’s Like ‘OK BOSS!’

Maggie Haberman is bad at journalism again.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N

Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

Happy Birthday Ivanka LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Luv Robert Mueller

This would be really sad if Ivanka Trump wasn't a complicit asshole monster.

America’s Dumbest Criminals Donald Trump And Jeff Sessions Do Light Treason Over Lunch

It's Mueller Monday! And by sheer coincidence, Trump, Pence and Sessions are having lunch together at the White House. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dressing Up As Trump’s Pee Tape For Halloween This Year

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Jeff Sessions Cain’t BuhLIEVE Obama’s IRS Murdered All These Tea Party Groups!

We guess America is Great Again now.

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

Grateful Private Prison Company Leaves Trump’s Cash On Bedside Table On The Way Out

Let's hear another angry speech from Donald about 'pay to play.'

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.