Tag: jeff sessions
Finally, a TRUE CHRISTIAN White House!
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Peggy Noonan wrote a Maureen Dowd column.
SkinnyCare fails, The Mooch gets mouthy, and the GOP tries dragging Hillary into Trump-Russia. Your morning news brief.
These GOP senators are defending the honor of their unbelievably racist best pal!
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.
Has Donald Trump ever met anyone who DOESN'T have weird ties with Russia?
Marijuana is a driver of 'violent crime'? Duuuude, that's not right.
Republicans stay up all night trying to screw the poor, Russia threatens sanctions payback, and Rick Perry likes pig shit and booze. Your morning news brief.
Everything is fucked.
Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!
Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.
Jeff Sessions got caught y'all.
Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!
It might be time to panic, America, because your president surely is.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.