Tag: jeff sessions

what a drag it is getting sold

A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Imaginary Civil Rights Groups Are ALL IN For Jeff Sessions As Attorney General

The board includes pre-1986 Mr. Snuffleupagus, Tyler Durden, Tony -- the man who lives inside the mouth of Danny Torrance in The Shining, Drop Dead Fred, Hobbes, and at least two six-foot, three-and-a-half-inch tall invisible rabbits.

Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard Just Met With Donald Trump, So That’s … Neat?

We need to talk about Kevin populism, and identity politics, and Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard. Does that mean you get to go hogwild in the comments? It does not. We have stopped the fighting, and the fingerpointing blame-gaming,...
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Team Of Evils: Jeff Sessions Was Too Racist To Be A Federal Judge, But He Could Be Your Next Attorney General!

Yes, that election happened. And here's your proof that it's not just a bad dream.
Exit...exit...gotta find the exit...

Chris Christie Out After Mike Pence Eated All The Trump Transition Planning

Never saw this coming, nope, nope, nope.

Let’s Watch Hillary Clinton, Cry Like A Girl

We're not crying, you're crying.
It's super easy to do

Republican Officials Only Rigging Vote Against *Black People*, OK Donald Trump?

Donald Trump appears to be giving his concession speech already. He'll be robbed!

Trump Idiots: Really, Is ‘Grabbing Them By The Pussy’ Even *Wrong*?

Sen. Jeff Sessions can't figure out if it's sexual assault, and Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is all PFFFFFT EVERYBODY DOES IT.
First they came for the presidential candidates...

Donald Trump Just Joshing About Jailing Opponent! Tip Your Waitstaff! Is This Mic On?

Good presidents turn chants like 'Lock her up!' into policy, don't they?

Donald Trump Will Love Vladimir Putin Forever And Ever, And You Can’t Stop Him!

Surprise, the Trump campaign is now doubling-down on licking Putin's sack, because obviously that's what America wants to hear.
Beloved cartoon character Elmer Fudd proclaims it's Rabid Season

Jeff Sessions Knows Trump Is True Law ‘N’ Order Dude, Because He Wanted To Kill Innocent Black Kids

Sen. Jeff Sessions would jsut like us to remember how tough on crime Donald Trump is: So tough he called for the execution of five falsely-accused teens!
Donald Trump uses Awkward Handshake! It's not very effective!

Donald Trump Seen Leaving Mike Pence’s Place In Last Night’s Dress

Donald Trump is one fickle veep-vetter. His short list keeps getting longer and longer, which is not supposed to be how that works.

Look At All The Beautiful White People On Donald Trump’s VP Short List!

Yep, it's basically a bunch of dumb crackers. Oh, and Ben Carson.
Don't tell Sarah Palin they weren't really made out of plastic.

Paris Attacks Making Brave Americans Soil Themselves, Quelle Surprise

People react to tragedy in so many different ways. Some rise to the occasion, bravely refusing to be cowed by circumstance, like the Parisians who opened their homes to strangers and the cab drivers who gave people free rides...
RNC Chair Reince Priebus

Dear RNC: Stop Bitching About Last Night’s Debate Questions. You Sound Like A Idiot.

Wednesday night's (very dumb) CNBC Republican debate had barely ended before the RNC and individual campaigns were whining and kvetching -- to reporters, their moms, to Pinterest, and everywhere else -- that the questions were SO MUCH UNFAIRNESS to the brilliant...