Tag: jeff sessions
We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?
We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.
Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'
Oh look who's awake from his nap!
Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.
Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!
Jeff Sessions Wants More Free Speech Unless It’s For Uppity Black F’Ball Players (Or People Protesting HIM!)
Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is supporting Banned Books Week! Oh, he's not? Hmm..
This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.
Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!
Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!
Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!