Tag: jeff sessions

Dumbass Trump Slut Devin Nunes Needs To SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

The cover-up is worse than the crime.

TrumpCare 2.0: Shut Up And Eat It! Wonkagenda For Tues., March 21, 2017

The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!

Trump Will Be A Great Wartime President! The Best! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 17, 2017

Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

Everybody In Washington Wants A Date With FBI Director James Comey, AND HE ACCEPTS!

Hooray for Jim Comey doing his job!

Justice Department Needs More Time To Find ‘Evidence’ That Obama Did ‘Wire Tapps’ To Trump

This 'wire tapp' thing continues to be dumber than dog balls, which are SOOOO DUMB.

Paul Ryan Said A Bad About President Trump. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 14, 2017

Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!

Superlawyer Larry Klayman Wants To ‘Legally, Peacefully’ Imprison All Liberals

Seems like Larry Klayman might have been projecting when he promised Obama would put conservatives in FEMA camps. What are the odds???

Hero U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Has Better Things To Do Than Resign Just Now. UPDATE: NEVER MIND.

So far, he hasn't been seen wearing a pink knit hat with cat ears.

Did A Weird Russian Spy Lady Send These Gun-Humping Trump Creeps To Moscow? WHOA IF TRUE!

This time psycho-fascist Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke got to go! Weird, huh?

Oh Man You’re Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017

Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!

Trump: No Muslim Ban, No Muslim Ban, YOU’RE A Muslim Ban!

This time for sure!

Joe And Mika Officially Dumping Donald Trump Like The Filth He Is

It was a beautiful marriage, but it had to end eventually.

FBI Director James Comey Tells Donald Trump To Shut His Lying Orange Yap-Hole

Oh look, another mountain of bullshit from the Trump White House!

Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017

Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!