Tag: jeff sessions

Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton’s Emails, Please Send Help

Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?

How Are ‘Pro-Life’ Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY

You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.

Deleted Comments: Demons Are Real. Elizabeth Warren Is Fake.

Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.

Your Official Guide On Hounding Trump Regime Losers EVERYWHERE THEY GO

Look what happened to Stupid Betsy DeVos this morning. Just LOOK at it.
Cease thy prating, o termagant woman!

Elders Huckabee And Graham Look With Pleasure Upon The Silencing Of Goody Warren

Yeah, we know the style's inconsistent. Prithee, take thy kine elsewhere, man.

Senate Confirms Jeff Sessions As Attorney General. Party Like It’s 1959!

Jeff Sessions can't wait to start doing Justice to America, Crom help us.

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

AND THE WINNER IS… Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 1, 2017

Trump's LOW RATINGS Supreme Court season finale, CNN is culled from the herd, and Trump's Milwaukee trip is canceled due to forecast of maybe snow and definitely protests. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

Deleted Comments: Didn’t You Know Trump Won, So All Politics Is Now Over?

Some of you people just don't understand how democracy works: there's an election, someone wins, THE END.
all you banksters, you must go

Promising White Collar Prosecutions Undoubtedly Safe In Hands Of Jeff B. Sessions

Despite the widespread lender fraud endemic to the foreclosure crisis, nary a Wall Street Big Wig felt the wrath of the criminal justice system. But just in time for Obama's Third Term, the Feds are giving financiers the business. The...

Justice Department Will Investigate Comey Letter, Until Trump Kills The Investigation. LOL!

Hi, Justice Department inspector general, PLEASE INVESTIGATE VERY QUICKLY.