Tag: jeff sessions

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Another Muslim Ban, Another Judicial Smackdown. Sad!

Another Muslim Ban? Again with this shit?

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Rex Tillerson Still In Love With Dumbass ‘Moron’ Donald Trump, HE SWEARS!

Note that he does not deny calling Trump a 'moron.'

Could Democrat Doug Jones Beat The Alabama Shitfire Out Of Raving Shitgibbon Roy Moore? MAYBE!

Meet Doug Jones! He seems pretty great.

6 Out Of 10 Football Fans Agree: Donald Trump Should Go Munch AstroTurf

Uh oh, Donald Trump sucking ass in polls again!

Jeff Sessions Wants More Free Speech Unless It’s For Uppity Black F’Ball Players (Or People Protesting HIM!)

Oh, look, Jeff Sessions is supporting Banned Books Week! Oh, he's not? Hmm..
Yes, this really exists

In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot

This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

Facebook So Sorry For Fucking Up EVERYTHING. Wonkagenda for Fri., Sept. 22, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!

Breaking! Trump Made ‘Idiot’ Jeff Sessions Commit Hara-Kiri, But He Got Better

You guys, Donald Trump made Jeff Sessions CRY A LOT this summer after Robert Mueller was appointed.

Which Trump Staffer Said This Pervy Shit To MSNBC’s Katy Tur? Oh, Probably ALL OF THEM KATY

Click for SALACIOUS GOSSIP about the Trump campaign!

Behold! BernieCare For All! Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 13, 2017

Bernie intro's Medicare for all, Trump-Russia gets stranger, and Dave Brat throws a tantrum. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Wiww Hunt Down Wascally Weakews With This Powygwaph Test!

Unnamed sources spill the beans on Jeff Sessions's leak investigation. LULZ!