Tag: jeff sessions

Who’s Going To Pay For The Wall? Your Wonkagenda For Mon., April 24, 2017

Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Bubba Sessions Appalled Some Hula-Dancin’ Foreign Judge Thinks He Can Boss Trump Around

Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Let’s Watch Trump Fuck Up The White House Easter Egg Roll!

Donald Trump is Making Easter Eggs Great Again.

France Looking For A Trump To Call Its Own. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 17, 2017

France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!

Here Is Attorney General Jeff Sessions Being 100% Not A Holy Shit Y’all Racist

We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

Happy Friday, Judge Bredar! And Jeff Sessions…FUCK YOU!

Judge signs Baltimore Consent Decree. We still hate that weaselfucker Sessions!

Baltimore To Jeff Sessions: Fuuuuuuuuck Yooooooouuuuu!

How much does Baltimore hate Jeff Sessions? A LOT. A WHOLE LOT.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Dumb Trump Idiot Carter Page Recruited By Russian Spy In 2013, Like Some Idiot

Who among us hasn't found ourselves in this very situation?

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!