Tag: jeff sessions

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is In Gay Love With Kamala Harris And Martin Heinrich

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About?

Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news!

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Top Narc Jeff Sessions Coming For Your Devil Weed, Hippies!

This aggression will not stand, man.

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

Guns Don’t Kill People. Blah Blah Blah Blah. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 14, 2017

Some asshole is shooting at congressmen, Zombie TrumpCare lurks in the shadows of the Senate, and Elizabeth Warren wants to give poor people hearing aids. Your morning news brief!

Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!

Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions

Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.
i am sad and sleepy

Newt Gingrich FURIOUS Special Prosecutor Is Hiring Best People. Here’s Some Idiots Instead!

Why isn't Robert Mueller hiring GOOD PEOPLE, like those Fox News judges or Orly Taitz?

U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Didn’t Want To Do Phone Sex With Donald Trump

The president can call anyone he wants. That's what makes him King Shit.