Tag: jeff sessions
US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.
Gigantic toddler throws tantrum about being good enough, smart enough, and how people like him.
Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!
HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
Everyone is screwing with Trump-Russia, MORE 'Fire and Fury,' and we FINALLY found Roy Moore's Jew lawyer. (No, a different one, who's not a Jew and not a lawyer.) Your mornings news brief.
Nobody likes a narc, Jeff.
Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Donald Trump is such a jerk he almost made us sorry for Jeff Sessions. Almost.
Yep, there went the last of our Christmas good feels.
We are 25 ways freer now!
Well that seems painful.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.