Tag: jeff sessions
He literally refuses to go away.
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.
Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is Making Easter Eggs Great Again.
France idiots acting like American idiots. NO BUENO. Your daily news brief!
We got your 'Trump Era' swinging.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Judge signs Baltimore Consent Decree. We still hate that weaselfucker Sessions!
How much does Baltimore hate Jeff Sessions? A LOT. A WHOLE LOT.
Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...
Who among us hasn't found ourselves in this very situation?
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!