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A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!
Nazis are assholes: A developing story.
Donald Trump needs to restrict voting to make sure Hillary Clinton never gets any more votes in 2016.
Special election time AGIN, MAW?
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
The Department of Justice will help cops fight crime by docking their allowance. We wish we were kidding.
Republicans are writing love letters (and checks) to Mike Pence, the CIA won't drink Trump's Kool-Aid, businesses sour on Trump. Your morning news brief!
Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.
Donald Trump is leading a REVOLUTION of being the most loathed president who ever lived.
Trump's unveils his immigration policy, McMaster fires another Flynn spy, the Senate tries to make an Obamacare band-aid.
Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?
Trump disses the White House, Paul Ryan wants to build The Wall, and Rexxon wants to go back to bed. Your morning news brief.