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Jeff Greene Can’t Win a Primary But Maybe He Can Sue the Newspapers

Celebrity millionaire playboy Jeff Greene had only one goal last week, and that was to win his primary in Florida so he could be the "Democratic candidate" to run against Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio, for comedy. But he...

Liveblogging Florida & Arizona, the Sun Cancer States!

Ha ha, so a couple of your Wonkette contributors were jabbering all day about doing liveblogging, and your editor said okay great but don't kill yourselves because these "couple of primary/runoff things somewhere" do not exactly leave the nation...

Old Jews Will Make Billionaire Jeff Greene Your New Florida Senator

Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene has landed himself a lengthy profile in the scummy Weigel-less Washington Post today. Who is Jeff Greene? He is not, as far as we can tell, related to Alvin Greene. But he's best...

Florida Loves Charlie Crist’s Sexy New Independent Spirit

America's favorite recently-married orange Floridian, Governor Charlie Crist, had to quit the Republican Party because the teabaggers didn't want him to be the new U.S. senator. Why do teabaggers hate Republicans so much? Doesn't matter! Charlie now has a...

Florida Update: Democrats Now Have Permission To Vote For Charlie Crist

Popular moderate orange-skinned married-to-a-lady-now Republican Governor Charlie Crist was knocked out of the Florida GOP Senate primary by angry teabaggers and their angry Tea Party candidate Marco Rubio, and now the "independent" Crist is looking pretty good to Democrats....

Strange Market-Shorting Billionaire Monster Would Also Like To Be Florida’s Senator

Just as the months-long war between Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio is ending and a three-way battle along with Democratic Rep. Kendrick Meek is finally ready to take the political spotlight in Florida, some nutter ex-Republican billionaire who made...