Tag: jebus

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Bobby Jindal Didn’t Mind Stomping On Freedom When Judge Blocked Interracial Marriage

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal is taking a cue from Texas and has announced that court clerks and other public employees who don't want to issue gay marriage licenses won't have to, just as long as an invisible friend in...
To The Management: Please correct this image. I would never use Courier. On second thought, never mind. You people would just replace it with Comic Sans.

Deleted Comments of the Week: We Need To Worry About Guns Because ‘White Is Almost A Minority’

Another Saturday, another trip to the comments queue! We never know what sort of detritus we're going to fish out, but we can always guarantee that it would benefit from a few passes with a high-pressure steam hose. This...

Thank God This Arizona Republican Was There To Redo Invocation Ruined By Filthy Atheist Secular Humanist, Gross

Yesterday, we had a bit of a warm feeling where we're told our heart should be when a Godless Arizona Democrat used his turn to give the legislature's invocation to invite his fellow lawmakers to look around and see...

Washington Post’s Sally Quinn Does Magick, Knows God Loves Mitt Romney

Vapid publisher's spouse and party-planning expert Sally Quinn has heaved up another of her insightful "On Faith" columns. This is a person who has in the past used her column to explore the spiritual dilemmas involved in choosing a...

Why Is Allah Killing Us With His Wild Beasts?

When a captive killer whale went nuts and killed its trainer at the Sea World a few months back, theologians from the American Family Association noted that this tragedy occurred because the aquatic-attractions horror park failed to murder the...

Maverick McCain Won’t Sit In Jesus’ Silence Cone

We sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his "straight talk" limo watching porn instead of...

Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church Chat

Oh good gravy there is a special election event at the world-famous giant suburban church somewhere. Let us pray about our purpose-driven liveblogging, which could happen, IF THE LORD WILZ IT. Oh it's starting maybe, let's find out if...