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THOU SHALT NOT PUBLISH THY EDITOR'S WIFE  10:55 am October 5, 2012

Washington Post’s Sally Quinn Does Magick, Knows God Loves Mitt Romney

by Doktor Zoom

Vapid publisher’s spouse and party-planning expert Sally Quinn has heaved up another of her insightful “On Faith” columns. This is a person who has in the past used her column to explore the spiritual dilemmas involved in choosing a Dancing With the Stars victor; explaining that 50 Shades of Grey actually reflects a “religious phenomenon” [...]

KILL ALL THE ANIMALS  2:50 pm June 21, 2010

Why Is Allah Killing Us With His Wild Beasts?

by Ken Layne

When a captive killer whale went nuts and killed its trainer at the Sea World a few months back, theologians from the American Family Association noted that this tragedy occurred because the aquatic-attractions horror park failed to murder the Orca after it killed its first victim, as the Old Testament instructed. Maybe? Or maybe don’t [...]

YOUR FATHER'S OLD AND DAMNED YEAH  12:46 pm August 18, 2008

Maverick McCain Won’t Sit In Jesus’ Silence Cone

by Ken Layne

We sort of already mentioned this, but apparently not enough, as every single email tip to Wonkette today is about the Invincible Cone of Silence and how John McCain was in his “straight talk” limo watching porn instead of humbly contemplating the Terrible Mystery of Jebus within Rick Warren’s meth-massage Silence Cone. But how is [...]

CHRISTBLOGGING  11:29 pm August 16, 2008

Liveblogging Some McCain-Obama Church Chat

by Ken Layne

Oh good gravy there is a special election event at the world-famous giant suburban church somewhere. Let us pray about our purpose-driven liveblogging, which could happen, IF THE LORD WILZ IT. Oh it’s starting maybe, let’s find out if it’s on teevee, and who will be president of 22,000 bored people in “Lake Forest, California,” [...]


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