Tag: jeb bush

Aryan Bigot Twins Wish Gays Would Stop Banging Guys Who Aren’t Their Dads Or Jesus

Surprise, the Benham boys are still obsessed with gay men.

Donald Trump Pitches ‘Vanity Fair’ Exposé About His Enormous Fingers

A ONE-ACT PLAY *and* an OPEN THREAD!

This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don’t Think

We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION.

Janet Reno, 78, Has Gone To The Big Dance Party In The Sky

It's still Reno Time.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, October 27, 2016

Trump wants to love all the black people, Jason Chaffetz re-un-re-unndorses, and Ted Cruz cries. Your morning News Brief!

Oh Nothing, Just Another Member Of The Bush Family Schmoozing For Hillary Clinton

It's Barbara Bush! The one who hangs out with Dakota Fanning, not the one who's old.

George H. W. Bush Voting For Hillary Clinton, Like All Patriotic Americans

We thought he was just going to vote for her SECRETLY. Now the cat's out of the bag!
Also, there are some kickass coupons for Sofas & Quills

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 20, 2016

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The best way to read your Sunday NYT

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 19, 2016

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Ann Coulter ‘Terrific’ At Telling ‘Jokes’ At Rob Lowe Roast, Like LMAO!

Wherein we almost feel sorry for Ann Coulter for a minute, but then the moment passes, sort of like a fart.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

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Wonkagenda: Thursday, 08/04/2016

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Never gets old. The picture, we mean.

Is George W. Bush In The Tank For Crooked Hillary Clinton? We Are Just Asking.

Dubya talked some smack about Donald Trump at a fundraiser, without even saying Trump's name. Does this mean he is #ImWithHer? MAYBE.

Wonkagenda: Wednesday, August 03, 2016.

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President Obama Calls Trump Dumbass Again, Because Trump Is Being A Dumbass Again

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.

Wonkagenda, Tuesday, 07/19/2016

Good Morning, wonkers! Here's some of the stories that may grace the pages of 'yer Wonkette today! Melania Trump ripped off Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC convention speech last night, and the Trump camp is denying it. (It was absolutely...