Tag: jason chaffetz

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is LOLing At Donald Trump’s Weakest, Saddest Week Ever

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Jason Chaffetz Wishes Congress Would Ask Chelsea Clinton Why She Did Benghazi

Jason Chaffetz is starting out his Fox News gig with a bang AND a whimper!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Fawning All Over New WONKETTE GRANDBABY

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

If Jason Chaffetz Can’t Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

Trey Gowdy To Chair House Oversight Committee, Finally Get Truth About Benghazi

Sorry, you have seen his face before.

Elijah Cummings Had Heart Surgery Today So We Made Him This Blingee

We are not a doctor but we hope this makes him feel better.

Trump Hotels Can’t Figure Out Foreign Money, Because Math Is Hard

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Team was lying about a thing!!!!

Jason Chaffetz Starts Porn Vitamin Company, To Keep Porn Mormons Healthy And Strong

When you're not allowed to drink coffee or soda, but you've still got Mormon Porning to do!

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Trump Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop! (Spilling Secrets.) Wonkagenda For Wed., May 17, 2017

Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?

Trump Will Leak On Whatever Russians He Wants! Your Overnight TrumpLeak Roundup!

Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!