Tag: japan

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die

Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.

Donald Trump Brags About Making Shit Up, Because Only Losers Need ‘Facts’

All politicians lie. Donald Trump lies about how awesome his lies are, because they're actually true. Which is a lie.

Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side

Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

26 People Shot To Death At Texas Church Not ‘A Guns Situation,’ Says Top Investigator Donald Trump

It's too soon to talk about guns, yet again.

We’d Tell Nikki Haley To Go Fuck Herself, But Instead We’ll Just Say Bless Your Fucking Heart

Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?

Trump, Chuck, And Nancy Have DACA Dinner Date! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 14, 2017

Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!

Everybody Loves The Confederacy Now. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug 18, 2017

Military talks at Camp David, more Confederate statues fall, and neo-Nazis get banhammerd from the Internet. Your morning news brief!

The 86 Dumbfuckingest Things Trump Said To The Grown-Ass Leaders Of Mexico And Australia

WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?

Paul Manafort: Oh You Mean THOSE Ukrainian Payments! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 13, 2017

Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!

U.S. Spies Confirm Parts Of ‘Russia Dossier,’ But Not (Yet) Pee Hookers Part. Why Are We Paying These People?

Pay no attention to the men behind the iron curtain. Or whatever it's made of these days.

Trump As Terrific At Hosting Japanese Prime Minister As He Is At Literally EVERYTHING. (He Is Very Poor At It)

Endless protocol fuck ups can't stop the budding bromance between Trump and Japan's Shinzo Abe! Hijinks abound in this classic boy-meets-boy story!

Barack Obama And Japanese Prime Minister Speak At Pearl Harbor, And Just Wow

Watch what may be the last dignified speeches by a foreign leader and an American president for several years.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
O Hai! I can haz extortion crisis, plz?

Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD!

Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so!