Tag: japan

U.S. Spies Confirm Parts Of ‘Russia Dossier,’ But Not (Yet) Pee Hookers Part. Why Are We Paying These People?

Pay no attention to the men behind the iron curtain. Or whatever it's made of these days.

Trump As Terrific At Hosting Japanese Prime Minister As He Is At Literally EVERYTHING. (He Is Very Poor At It)

Endless protocol fuck ups can't stop the budding bromance between Trump and Japan's Shinzo Abe! Hijinks abound in this classic boy-meets-boy story!

Barack Obama And Japanese Prime Minister Speak At Pearl Harbor, And Just Wow

Watch what may be the last dignified speeches by a foreign leader and an American president for several years.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
O Hai! I can haz extortion crisis, plz?

Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD!

Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so!

Bob Dole Wants To Make Taiwan Great Again! Wonkagenda for December 7, 2016

Donald Trump's slight of hand, everyone hates Chris Christie, and Corey Lewandowski hates Festivus. Your Daily News Brief!

What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick?

Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!

Why Can’t Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.
Carpe abyssium

Gaze Long Into The Trump Foreign Policy And It Gazes Back Into You: A Wonksplainer!

Reading Donald Trump's Wednesday interview with the New York Times, we were struck by the thought that he actually hates America. Holds it in contempt, at least, and thinks it's a pathetic thing that might be just salvageable by the super-genius...
Wipers of other people's bottoms!

Philippines Wins World Court Case Over South China Sea Islands, China Responds, ‘Sez Who?’

So, what are the Foreigns up to this morning, aside from getting exercise outside by catching all the Pokémons? Oh, just defying international court decisions like a common George W. Bush, OK, fine, wait, what? Turns out that earlier today...

Barack Obama’s Excellent South Asian Vacation!

Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!
Scootaloo has just about had it with your bullshit

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Authentic Frontier ALL-CAPS Gibberish

It's time again to take a fond look back at some of the nuttier comments left for our enjoyment and edification in the last week.
Thish guy... thish guy right here! I love thish guy!

Angry White Man Bobby Knight Can’t Wait For Donald Trump To Nuke Em All, Let Allah Sort Em Out

A day after Donald Trump proved his mastery of Foreign Policy, former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight offered his own foreign policy genius to the Trump campaign. In a speech Thursday in Evansville, Indiana, Knight introduced Trump as having...

Ocean About To Run Out Of Bluefin Tuna, Life Not Worth Living Any More

So yeah. That's a thing now. BRB, weeping profusely and lamenting the downfall of everything worthwhile in the universe. The AP got their hands on a draft summary of a report from International Scientific Committee for Tuna and Tuna-like Species...
I laugh at you idiots! So much!

Here’s Your Sexxxy President Barack Obama, Calling Donald Trump A Dumbass

Remember that thing about how one of the main reasons Donald Trump is running for president is because Seth Meyers and Barry Bamz "I'll Dick You Down And You'll Like It" Obama made fun of him during the White...