The St. Paul Saints made a funny Larry Craig souvenir to hand out at their games last year, and what better to follow it up with this year than a bobblehead showing Al Franken and Norm Coleman joined at the cranium and wearing a Sesame Street costume? (This is the image that Hugh Hewitt masturbates to every night.) Sadly, the Saints have not yet released a photo of this little doll, and you do NOT want to just do random Internet searches on two-faced monsters, so to your right you see a lovely harmless little Roman god with “key and cock,” which are two things Franken and Coleman lack. [Star Tribune]

International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers president Tom Buffenbarger, one of Hillary Clinton’s most vocal backers in Ohio, is sharply attacking liberal nemesis Barack Obama again. You may recall last week when Buffenbarger compared Obama to “Janus, the two-faced Roman god of ancient times,” and then urged everyone to boo the god’s labor record. In a memo addressed “To: POLITICAL EDITORS” today, Buffenbarger hits Obama on his NAFTA plan, which is to do the exact opposite of his proposed NAFTA plan. MORE »

Hillary Clinton and her demonic velociraptor “surrogates” have linked Barack Obama to all sorts of unsavory figures: Jesse Jackson, Deval Patrick, Tony Rezko, and Martin Luther King Jr. But a new surrogate, Tom Buffenbarger — president of the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers, which represents space rocket makers and such — has upped the negative ante: Barack Obama is the Roman god Janus, the most dangerous terrorist since Rosa Parks. MORE »