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Look At All The Beautiful White People On Donald Trump’s VP Short List!

Yep, it's basically a bunch of dumb crackers. Oh, and Ben Carson.

Hillary Clinton Might Win Arizona LOL

No really, it could happen!
Scootaloo has just about had it with your bullshit

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Authentic Frontier ALL-CAPS Gibberish

It's time again to take a fond look back at some of the nuttier comments left for our enjoyment and edification in the last week.

Hey Hillary Clinton Could You Pick Sarah Palin For Veep? That’d Be Great, Thanks

Idiot goes on TV, says Hillary Clinton will pick a female Republican to be her VP. We put this idea right where it belongs.

Remember When Elizabeth Warren Literally Murdered Donald Trump On The Twitter? Your Weekly Top Ten

AHOY WONKERS, HOW'S TRICKS? We are fine, thank you for asking. Welcome to Saturday, the day when we deliver unto you the weekly Top Ten List, full of all your favorites from this past week! READ THEM ALL! Or read them...

Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has A Message To Share, And It Is #BrosBeforeHos

Oh thank God, former Arizona governor Jan Brewer has crept out of whatever xenophobic dungeon of severed heads and trash she lives in, to comment on the 2016 election. And wouldn't you know, she's just tired of people focusing...

A Story About Mexican Drug Violence Donald Trump Is Too Weak To Tell

Donald Trump has become persona non grata among decent people these days, because he said Mexican immigrants are "bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.” Sure, he allowed that some Mexicans are just the sweetest, except for the rape. Thursday, former...
She has a few words for Donald. None of them make sense

Former AZ Gov. Jan Brewer Off Meds Again, Thinks Trump Will Pick Up All Those Headless Corpses In Desert

Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who seemed so sane for a little while there as her term ended, has apparently gone off the rails again, the poor dear. Remember when she was hallucinating piles of headless bodies in the...
Supply-Side Jesus approves. Real Jesus might object.

It’s Arizona’s Turn To F*ck The Poors, Again

Arizona is all out of money, whoops, so the Republicans who control the state have decided, in their fiscally conservative wisdom, to close the $1 billion budget gap by cutting welfare that the federal government pays for. Good plan,...

Corporations And Celebrities Agree: Anti-Gay Indiana Can Get Bent

On Thursday, wingnut Indiana Gov. Mike Pence signed his state's Fuck The Gays bill into law, which basically says that as long as your religion tells you Jesus's first and only question on Judgment Day will be "and how...
The Disciples of Christ denomination's cup runneth over, even for gays!

Christian Church Will Take Convention To Better State Than Anti-Gay Indiana, For Religious Freedom

Yesterday we learned that the organizers of Gen Con, a huge gamer convention that brings about $50 million a year in tourism moneys to Indianapolis, are threatening to pick up and leave Indiana once their contract with the state expires,...

Arkansas Does Not Need Your Gay Business, Gays!

Oh, we are SNEERING at our home state of Arkansas right now, so hard. You see, we grew up in Little Rock during the days of Bill Clinton, back when Arkansas was Democrat Tuff, in a very blue dog...

With No Other Problems In Sight, GOP Will Spend 2015 Fighting Obamacare

Welcome to 2015, Republicans! With the changing of the year, we assume you'll be turning over a new leaf, looking toward the future and leaving behind the petty bickering and toddler-like tantrums that characterized 2014. Ha ha, just kidding, of...