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  signs of the derpocalypse

Shooty Screamy Pennsylvania Police Chief To Team Up With Shooty Screamy Tactical Guy To Shoot, Scream, Fight Crime

You probably remember Gilberton, Pennsylvania, police chief and rejected Wonkette contributor Mark Kessler, the gentleman who expected to be silenced because of his principled, heavily armed stand against a paper picture of Nancy Pelosi and his obscenity-peppered warnings about libtards? Turns out he was kind of a prophet (or could just see the blindingly obvious), because he went and got himself suspended indefinitely by unanimous vote of the Gilberton City Council — officially, not so much for his precious free speech, but for “using borough property [his assortment of guns] for non-borough purposes without prior borough permission.” But don’t worry! He has a plan! He’s going to team up with James “I’m gonna start shooting people” Yeager, the idiot who reacted to the Sandy Hook massacre with an insane obscenity-peppered YouTube rant about the need to start protecting the second amendment with deadly effect, just as soon as it’s time to start the Revolution. Which is soon. Real soon. Kessler has announced that he will become a firearms instructor for Yeager’s Tennessee-based company, Tactical Response. Isn’t bromance grand? Read more on Shooty Screamy Pennsylvania Police Chief To Team Up With Shooty Screamy Tactical Guy To Shoot, Scream, Fight Crime…
  second amendment remedies

Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James ‘Pack Your Bags’ Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back

Fact: It is harder to find reasons why you can’t get a concealed carry license than reasons why you can in Tennessee. As long as you are neither a felon nor dead, your right to stuff your cock sock with a .22 is entirely safe from the forces of tyranny and oppression. Therefore it was with a certain level of creativity that screamy nutsack James Yeager recently managed to get the state to revoke his concealed carry license after he blew off steam by posting YouTube videos where he vocally fantasizes about murdering anyone who disagrees with him. Three cheers for American ingenuity! But now he has his carry permit back, because, meh, there’s nothing in the Constitution that says screamy nutsacks can’t have guns. Read more on Sleep Easy, Tennesseans! James ‘Pack Your Bags’ Yeager Got His Carry Permit Back…
  don't take your guns into town

Whoops Looks Like Tennessee Is Going To Start Taking Dude’s Guns Away?

Uh oh. Be careful Tennessee! You do not want James Yeager to start murdering you! The state of Tennessee has suspended the handgun carry permit of James Yeager, CEO of Tactical Response, who recently said he would “start killing people” should President Obama take executive action on gun control. Read more on Whoops Looks Like Tennessee Is Going To Start Taking Dude’s Guns Away?… Read more on Whoops Looks Like Tennessee Is Going To Start Taking Dude’s Guns Away?…
  second amendment remedies

It’s Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won’t Have To Kill Us All ‘Yet’

You may have seen this guy yesterday on Raw Story, yelling about how he was gonna start shooting people if Obama kept on being Obama (Hitler, obvs), except he kept taking his video down. Well, luckily, now he has a second video. It is very reassuring! In it, he says he does not condone aggravated assaults and murders unless they are necessary, and they are not necessary “yet.” Hooray! Read more on It’s Cool, Everybody, Gun Nut Says He Won’t Have To Kill Us All ‘Yet’…