• May 27, 2012

james o’keefe

Dildo sailor James O’Keefe has a new secretly recorded video out today, and you’ll never guess what he uncovered: an executive at NPR has his own opinions about Teabaggers. Yes, that’s right, a human being living in America has personal thoughts about public affairs, and he WORKS AT NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO. And James O’Keefe’s skills [...]

Conservative activist James O’Keefe released a video titled ‘Teachers unions gone wild’ claiming to show undercover footage from a New Jersey Education Association leadership conference bashing Gov. Chris Christie and discussing how hard it is for a teacher to get fired. At a town-hall style talk in Monmouth Junction on Tuesday Christie said that he [...]

It took James O’Keefe all weekend to come up with an alibi for why he tried to trick a CNN reporter into coming on a boat filled with lube and dildos and “an obvious sex tape machine,” but now he has posted his brilliant explanation on the Internet. “She would have had to consent before [...]

CNN is doing a documentary on the three or four people who are young American conservative activists, so they decided they would follow around that criminal James O’Keefe, the guy who made those ACORN videos and tried to rape Mary Landrieu’s phones. But you know the one thing they weren’t expecting? They weren’t expecting James [...]

by Jim Newell  1:28 pm May 26, 2010

NO JAIL TIME FOR JAMES O’KEEFE: Angry “ACORN pimp” James O’Keefe has accepted the terms of his plea deal in New Orleans, where he and some other anuses lied their way into Mary Landrieu’s office to play with her telephones, several months ago. He will get three years probation, 100 hours of community service, and [...]

James O’Keefe and his Watergate Jr. friends, including PENIS MONOLOGUES guy and the one Facebook-banging Scott Brown’s daughter, have had their federal charges reduced to a single misdemeanor, for being assholes on Federal property. Smells like a plea bargain! Are they going to rat out their Overlord Andrew Breitbart’s illegal Sugar Caves, or something else? [...]

by Jim Newell  12:50 pm February 3, 2010

THE TRIALS OF JAMES O’KEEFE: “By O’Keefe’s own account, his racial troubles became acute when he entered the multicultural atmosphere of Rutgers University’s dormitory system. In an online diary that has since been scrubbed from the Web (but not before being captured on Daily Kos), he wrote that he was forced to live on an [...]

by Jim Newell  6:37 pm January 30, 2010

IT WAS THE EVIL COMMIE LITERATURE MADE ‘EM DO IT: A jubilant, revenge-seeking New York Times profile of the Watergate Jr. Four tells us that “they studied leftist activism of years past as their prototype, looking to the tactics of Saul Alinsky, the Chicago community organizer who laid the framework for grass-roots activism in the [...]

Remember that letter Martin Luther King Jr. wrote from a Birmingham jail? What about Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf. Each one a stirring moral treatise on society’s injustices, a refusal to Stand Down. Well guess what: starting today they both suck, because ACORN douche-pimp James O’Keefe, ringleading bitch of the Watergate Jr. Four, has one-upped most [...]

Gordon Liddy Youth member James O’Keefe, also an enormous nerd, will probably be denied his constitutional right to play Dungeons & Dragons in prison! Your move, ACLU. [Matt Yglesias] Here is your chance to defend Erick Erickson from terrible name-calling (“Coulteresque”) and racist slurs (“tribe”). [RedState] Barack Obama has a chin, just like Mussolini! REVELATORY. [...]

by Jim Newell  2:47 pm January 28, 2010

NERDY MCNERDWICH: “As if James O’Keefe hasn’t suffered enough indignity after botching an alleged phone tampering operation at a U.S. senator’s office, getting arrested, and being photographed leaving jail, the judge in the case has now ordered that he reside with his parents until the next hearing.” [TPM]

That, and a bail bond.

Salt Lake County Republicans have cravenly thrown ACORN pimp James O’Keefe under the bus following his arrest on federal charges of hanky-panky. These folks were going to have him deliver the keynote address at their annual Lincoln Day fundraiser, but now they have let a dumb little felony accusation get in the way! Maybe their [...]

Your Wonkette “made the ACORN Twitter,” hooray! We love ACORN baby! Keep fukkin that chicken! [Twitter]

“SHEP SMITH: So, they’re saying basically, they’re in there — It sounds as if what they’re saying is, they’re looking for some ACORN hanky panky and they try to tap into Mary Landrieu’s telephone to get it. “VAUGHN: That could be one way of looking at it, yes. “[ACTUAL BEAR GROWL]” IN SUM: Your honor, [...]