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Sen. James Inhofe Wishes Transgender Folk Would Stop Peeing All Over His Neck

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.

The 5 Best Times Obama Called Everybody A Dumbass In His Rutgers Commencement Speech

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.

GOP To Hold Its Breath Until It Turns Blue, Or Until Hillary Wins White House

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As also promised, congressional Republicans took all of zero seconds to say "NO WAY, HOMBRE!" because "principles"...
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Houston Votes Yucky Gay Homosexicans Off Island

Oh dear God, Houston voters, what fucking century did you meth-travel to before you voted Tuesday? Because if we are reading the results correctly (and we are, duh), you went to the polls and said, "Gays? Fuck 'em." You voted...
THROUGH WITH YOU FOOLS

Watch Your President Barry Bamz Obama Mock Whiny-Ass Republicans To Their Face

President Doesn't Give A Fuck is out there again, Not Giving A Fuck. He spoke Tuesday night at a DNC event, and what do you think was on his mind? Oh, just the Republicans and how they are hilariously...

Congressjerks Threaten To Bomb Paris Climate Talks With Snowballs, Derp

Negotiations on an international climate deal are scheduled for December, and a couple of the Republicans' top climate change deniers in Congress aren't going to let Barack Obama and a bunch of scientists ruin America. Not on their watch. Sen....
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Sen. Jim Inhofe’s Imaginary Friend Dying To Know Where Transgender Troops Will Go Potty

Recently we learned that, since Obama has finished cramming gay marriage into America's throat, he's going to cram transgender people into the military, even though they're already there and have been since forever. And this is posing quite a pickle...
Is this album cover Sen. Inhofe's imaginary friends?

Could All Sen. Jim Inhofe’s ‘Gay Friends’ Please See Wonkette After Class?

Oklahoma Sen. Jim Inhofe is right horrified about the Supreme Court cramming his throat with gay marriage, but you know who ELSE is pissed? All of Inhofe's gay friends! ALL OF THEM: “I’ve been disappointed, and I was not surprised....
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Sen. Jim Inhofe Tells Pope To Leave Climate Change To Scientists At Big Oil

Sometimes Yr Wonkette thinks it might be "fun" to actually be located in Our Nation's Capital, rather than in the wilds of Boise, Idaho, if only because it would then be possible to attend fun events like the Heartland...
Gina McCarthy: Suspiciously cozy with Big Science

Republican Senators: Can You Explain Climate Change To Us, EPA, So We Can Not Believe You Some More?

Gosh, this ought to go well: Some of the biggest climate deniers in the Senate want the EPA to school them on how climate modeling works. No doubt this is so they can gain a greater appreciation of just how...
REAL science helps the jerb creators

Republicans Will Save Hero Polluters From EPA’s Mad Scientists

You've got to at least respect the cunning of the oil industry buddies in Congress who are pushing a pair of bills aimed at restricting the EPA: They've given their bills names that Frank Luntz would just love --...
He's got your 'global warming' right here!

Sen. Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Where Did I Get This Snowball?

Oklahoma Republican Sen. James ("Jim" to his friends, "Dickface" to most of America) Inhofe knows global warming is a hoax, as he has proven repeatedly, why won't you dumb people listen to him instead of all those "scientists" who...
Our brave and noble Senate

Senate Almost Unanimously Pretends To Believe In Climate Change

Big news, everyone: The Senate did a thing! But wait, there's even bigger news than that. The Senate did a thing on climate change. Kind of. Sort of. In a way. A symbolic non-binding basically meaningless way. But still! Are...
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Jim Inhofe Maybe OK With Fighting Ebola Now, Maybe

Wingnuts who think it's just crazy for Barack Hussein Obama to send U.S. troops to Africa to fight Ebola -- don't be silly, you can't shoot a virus! -- have themselves a new hero in Oklahoma Sen. James Inhofe....

Conservatives Cranking Terror Alert Level Up To OMG! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Wonketteers, we do not wish to alarm you about the threat from ISIS, but you should be SHITTING YOUR PANTS IN TERROR BECAUSE THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERY LOVED. Or at least that seems...