james inhofe
Tornado Only The Third-Biggest Bag Of Wind In Oklahoma This Week
Spackle-brained dick weasel Sen. James Inhofe is bad at so many, many things. He does not understand legally defined standards of treatment for prisoners of war. He thinks he understands science better than actual scientists. He is even a shitty pilot. In fact, the only marketable skill James Inhofe possesses is his innate ability to [...]
House Armed Services Committee Will Teach Stupid Hippie Generals The Error Of Their Ways
Libtards have a few grudging stock answers for things they like about the military: it kickstarted social integration in the country. It put Jean Claude Aristide back in power in Haiti, for a while. It scrubbed Alaskan rocks and seagulls of the Exxon-Valdez’s bubbling crude. And it has led the way on alternative energy, both [...]
Okie Sen. James Inhofe: No Climate Change Because Bible Told Him So
Best and smartest US Senator by universal acclamation James Inhofe has laideth down some Science on thee during an interview with (who else?) the Voice of Christian Youth America radio show “Crosstalk.” Spaketh Inhofe, while evangelizing his new “book,” The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future, “Well actually the Genesis 8:22 [...]
Robert F. Kennedy Jr: ‘Speaking Of Prostitutes…’
Speaking of prostitutes, big oil’s top call girl Sen Inhofe wants to kill fuel economy backed by automakers, small biz, enviros, & consumers — Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) March 6, 2012 Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (SO MANY-BRANCHÈD, THE TREE OF CAMELOT) has, oh dear, it turns out that men everywhere, regardless of chad preference, [...]
Photos: Looks Like Bin Laden Was Shot While In His Underwear
Hey everyone! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! Ooh! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! His beard this time was a little bit shorter and it was more salt-and-pepper. You could tell it’s probably the actual color of the beard. [...]
James Inhofe Nearly Killed a Bunch of People Landing Plane Last Year
76-year-old Republican Sen. James Inhofe of Oklahoma landed his Cessna plane on a closed runway at Cameron County Airport in Texas last October despite people telling the crazy old man in the hurtling death machine he was not allowed to land there. According to FAA documents, Inhofe “‘sky hopped’ over the six vehicles and personnel [...]
Everyone Wake Up Tomorrow, To Watch The Senate Vote!
Republicans have finally said “aw fuck all” and agreed with Democrats to move tomorrow’s final health care vote from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m., so Jim Inhofe and Tom Coburn can go watch their grandkids sing about jeebus in Tulsa or whatever. They also have to vote on extending the debt limit — due to [...]
Inhofe Makes Nice With Clown
Senator James Inhofe recently unleashed on Al Franken the most foul insult a short, liberal Jew from Minnesota can ever hope to hear: he called him a clown. And Franken took it like a gentleman, but you could tell he was mortally offended.
Iraqi Insurgents Tragically Fail To Kill U.S. Lawmakers
Rumors On the Internets: Turn and Face the Strain
Rumors On the Internets: First Prize Is One Week In DC, Second Prize Is Two Weeks
Dingbat Inhofe Bravely Saves Kids From Brainwashing
Gossip Roundup: Something Media-ish
Miracle Man
Jurassic Perk: Crichton’s Fame Exchanged for Dignity of Senate Panel
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