james crowley

HAPPY ENDINGS  4:30 pm October 29, 2009

by Jim Newell

OMG THEY’RE DATING! Obama was playing matchmaker all along: “CAMBRIDGE (WBZ) ― Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge police Sergeant James Crowley were spotted at a pub in Cambridge Wednesday night. The owner of ‘River Gods’ told WBZ the two sat in a booth together and talked for about an hour.” Who slipped whom […]

WAIT WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AGAIN?  5:29 pm July 30, 2009

Barack Obama And Two Other People Will Drink A Beer, Soon

by Jim Newell

We read that CNN and MSNBC each have been displaying a “Beer Summit Countdown Clock” during their programs this afternoon, and here’s proof! (What’s that alert on the bottom there? Something about many humans dying in that country we invaded and occupied just for shits and giggles? Ha ha, weird, whatever.) But maybe the Beer […]

POND'S GOOD FOR YOU  1:40 pm July 28, 2009

Gates-Crowley Beer Summit Will Take Place At White House Picnic Table

by Sara K. Smith

Everybody thought it was so awesome when President Obama invited over the hostile white cop and the indignant black professor for domestic beers at his house, but did you know he is not even letting these people inside? “‘[W]eather permitting, the three men will meet at a picnic table outside the Oval Office,” reports the […]