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testicle wars

Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

Over the weekend, Clinton whore James Carville famously told Newsweek that if Hillary "gave [Obama] one of her cojones, they'd both have two." Ha ha, isn't James Carville funny. See, he is a crazy womp-rat from a French swamp, but he also knows things about politics, and that is why he can make jokes about Hillary Clinton's nuclear waste-enhanced scrotum in the magazines. Forget that Barack Obama's one testicle was able to produce two children, while uber-man Bill Clinton's chafing member could only manage one. It was obviously very politically damaging to this fag, Obama, and that is why he responded to Carville so very cattily today. More »

12:25 PM on Tue May 6 2008
By Newell
7,175 views, 91 comments

Latest by IamnotStarJones: @Senator Boomdog: howling in laughter! Thanks to Mr. Carville, everytime I look at Hillary Clinton I will be thinking if her balls get sweaty, do they have hair on them, is the hair going grey, if Bill Clinton ever lovingly caresses more »

MICKEY KANTOR TOTALLY CALLED INDIANA PEOPLE "SHIT": So maybe the "white niggers" part of that Mickey Kantor video was altered, but were Indiana's people the referent of his "shit" usage? Check out this review of The War Room from 1993: "Whether Carville and company are play-acting somewhat for the cameras becomes less important as the film progresses. One can only keep up an act for so long — especially in the throes of a campaign. Carville's tearful farewell speech to his staff as they close up just before the election, Stephanopoulos's frank talk with a potential blackmailer and a Mickey Kantor comment about the people of Indiana (when it looks as though Clinton's ahead in Dan Quayle's state) attest to this." Mickey Kantor called Indiana people "shit," so Hillary Clinton probably agreed or something. [Washington Post]

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conspiracy

Mickey Kantor Says He Didn't Use N-Word

That instantly infamous video clip — it's from The War Room, which is a funny documentary about the '92 campaign — does NOT feature Clinton bigwig Mickey Canton calling the nice people of Indiana "white niggers," Kantor tells the Huffington Post. Kantor says he would never use that word, the N-bomb, and that this is a "conspiracy" and "libel" and he is going to make YouTube stop this right away. Kantor does not dispute the other part, where he says, "Look at Indiana — wait, wait, look at Indiana. 42-40. It doesn't matter if we win, those people are shit." [Huffington Post]

12:30 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Ken Layne
3,523 views, 63 comments

Latest by Eac_o_System: & George Allen never espoused one big, giant Macaca upon the innocent ears of America! more »

indiana

What Clinton's People Really Think About Indiana

You may recall that Hillary's husband Bill was president for a while in the 1990s, and that is why Hillary gets to run for president but never actually win. This clip highlights a moment on the trail during the 1992 election, where a hilariously '90s-outfitted James Carville and George Stephanopoulos are checking out the latest polling figures. In steps Mickey Kantor, the chairman of Bill's campaign, to express his views on the good blue-collars of Indiana. They are not only the pride and soul of America, according to the subtitles, but they are also "shit" and "white niggers." The most offensive part is pretty sketchy, considering you can't see anybody actually saying this. UPDATE: Kantor denies, Conspiracy! More »

10:48 AM on Fri May 2 2008
By Newell
8,677 views, 78 comments

Latest by entropy: Chris HardBalls just called those pesky blue collar voters "Archie Bunker Democrats" (is that ebonics for white nigger?) I used to like Matthews a few years ago. He's turned into McCain with a squirt gun. more »

judas and the rat

Carville And Richardson Continue To Slap Each Other With Various Words

Priggish Acadian fur-trader James Carville appeared on Larry King Live last night with his mortal enemy, fat Mexican ex-presidential candidate Bill Richardson, to Assess the Race. Carville had famously called Richardson "Judas Iscariot" after the latter endorsed Barack Obama, because Bill Clinton gave Richardson two or three of his 80,000 stupid jobs in the 1990s and now he won't even support the damn wife's campaign. The two continued fighting each other last night, most notably when Carville makes fun of Richardson's tropical beach vacation. Video after the jump. More »

2:50 PM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Newell
3,752 views, 57 comments

Latest by StoneSoup: Carville adds a quiet dignity to the Hillary campaign. America missed this douchebag like if it woke up one day to find Rhode Island missing. more »

wonk'd

Olbermann, Carville, Marty Sheen, Even Dennis & Liz

Hello, people who are suddenly seeing famous-for-D.C. people everywhere in town all of a sudden! We like this, we like it very much. So this week, enjoy the voyeuristic fun of seeing James Carville, George Allen, lovebirds Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich, Keith Olbermann, Martin Sheen and many more, after the jump. More »

3:25 PM on Fri Apr 18 2008
By Ken Layne
3,521 views, 19 comments

cartoon violence

I'm Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater

Hey, did you know that it's only March? That's right, you have another seven months of this stupid election to endure. Since it's already gone on for eleventy billion months already, everything of remote substance has already been hashed out and forgotten, so now all we have time for are the wild accusations. And everyone knows wild accusations are more fun in cartoon form! More »

12:40 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By jfruh
4,033 views, 26 comments

wonk'd

Grumpy George Will, Grinning James Carville, Grunty Fred Barnes

This week, George Will, Howard Dean, Fred Barnes and James Carville were all spotted being various degrees of “famous for D.C.” at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. More »

1:00 PM on Fri Feb 8 2008
1,700 views, 3 comments

cribs

James Carville and Mary Matalin Live in Pink Hellhole

In the upcoming January 2008 issue of Architectural Digest, readers can check out the house in which Democratic strategist James Carville and Republican strategist Mary Matalin enjoy their weird marriage. Of course, a normal-looking house wouldn’t really suit well with the craziness of either. That’s why they have a very pink, cosmic, acid-trip of a house. Pictures of the Crazy, after the jump. More »

1:25 PM on Fri Dec 28 2007
By Newell
4,991 views, 61 comments

wonk'd

Morgan Freeman Spotted Narrating a Documentary, or Something

This week, Michael Chertoff, Dan Rather, Morgan Freeman, and James Carville were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. More »

3:44 PM on Fri Dec 21 2007
By Newell
891 views, 2 comments

wonk'd

James Carville Seen Somewhere Besides CNN

This week, Condoleezza Rice, Llewellyn King, James Carville, Martha Raddatz, Karl Rove, and Ben Bernanke were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. More »

4:53 PM on Fri Nov 30 2007
1,521 views, 10 comments

debate fallout

Round Two For Clinton

In a matter of 24 hours, Sen. Hillary Clinton went from referring to her presidency as done deal to acting like the victim of a schoolyard beat down. She’s kept a low profile since Tuesday night’s trouncing in the debates, where even her closest allies and advisers said she dropped the ball (“As someone who loves her,” said former Clinton adviser James Carville. “This was not her best performance.”). As she regrouped, Clinton went on the offensive (or defensive?) producing a video titled “The Politics of Pile-On.” And honestly, it just doesn’t work.
Clinton Regroups As Rivals Pounce [WP]
The Politics of Pile-On [YouTube]

8:06 AM on Thu Nov 1 2007
By johnc
1,057 views, 24 comments

Latest by quangonaut: @loquaciousmusic: And *I* don't want to think about James Carville loving Hillary Clinton. But since I'm now suffering from that mental image, here is the first sentence of the RPS I plan to write: "He would dip his bald head in more »

wonk'd dept.

Partly Cloudy With Chance of Shame

This week, General Petraeus, James Carville, Wesley Clark, Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Sam Brownback, and Mary Cheney were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. More »

5:42 PM on Fri Sep 21 2007
By Pareene
2,293 views, 10 comments

love letters dept.

Children by the Millions Sing for Scooter Libby

The Smoking Gun has 30 pages of Scooter Libby mash notes from various Washington bigwigs, from Henry Kissinger to Peter Pace. It’s also something of a rogues gallery of shamed former Bushies who’ve seen better days (Rummy! Feith! Wolfowitz!). Perhaps oddly, there’s no message of support from Dick Cheney. We figured he’d be a shitty boss, but he won’t even write a recommendation? More »

11:55 AM on Tue Jun 5 2007
By Pareene
2,999 views, 50 comments

wonk'd dept.

The Camera Takes Off Fifty Pounds

White Christian male media elites sure do love that beisbol. Too bad their sporty clothes don’t like them as James Carville’s skinny ass can make a t-shirt look like a poncho, and Tim Russert needs at least an hour in the make-up chair before he stops scaring small children. Oldest fart of them all Mort Kondracke was at the game too. So, you get those plus a couple of minor movie stars and one major, uh, general. Oh, and Jessica Cutler is bankrupt. More »

3:17 PM on Fri Jun 1 2007
By Pareene
4,744 views, 17 comments

Latest by Vanna: Hey, last time I was here it was all smoochy-smoochy with Wonk & Wash--so what happened? more »

wonk'd dept.

James, James, Chris, Newt, and Don

It’s another installment of get-what-you-pay-for Wonk’d featuring James Carville and his incessantly opaque metaphors, Chris Matthews and his inability to dress or eat like a normal person, Newt Gingrich pretending to love all God’s children, and God’s warrior himself, Donald Rumsfeld, fighting like he was in The Warriors — and trying to make it out of New York alive. More »

5:48 PM on Fri May 18 2007
By Pareene
3,062 views, 11 comments

rumors on the internets

Rumors On The Internets: Pain Is Hilarious

Funniest man in Washington steals jokes from least funny man in Washington. [Portfolio]
What the fuck is Carville doing on the “power couples” list again? He doesn’t have a real job. [Washington Monthly (PDF)]
Dennis Hastert dropped seventy grand on lawyers to keep him out of the Foleygate hot seat. [Political Insider]
Replacement players now guarding nation’s nukes. [Passport]
Least likely to vote hate Hillary the most. [Gallup]
Straight Talk Express gets bent. [Think Progress]
Abortion ban decision actually good news for those looking to kill something inside them. [The Coffeehouse]

7:16 PM on Wed Apr 18 2007
By KLayne
338 views, 2 comments

Latest by Prozac: Wouldn't you call whispering delusional things in Hillary Clinton's ear about how she can win the Presidency a real job? And a dirty one at that. more »

wonk'd

Wonk'd: Rudy Will Sign Buttcheeks If You Just Ask Nicely

This week Rudy Giuliani proves there’s nothing more American than baseball and S&M while Valerie Plame and Kiefer Sutherland blow their covers, and Tucker Carlson just blows. Plus Joe Scarborough, James Carville and everyone’s favorite tequila slurping laborer. More »

3:56 PM on Fri Mar 16 2007
By Pareene
3,196 views, 12 comments

Hillary and Her Old Ladies

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