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James ‘Judas’ Carville Says Obama Is Likely Nominee

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

I want me some crawdadsWeird old Cajun swamp weasel James Carville called Bill Richardson and said he wanted his thirty pieces of silver back. Then a chicken made a sound three times and Carville was like, “Hillary who?” in an alarming visit to Furman University in Greenville, South Carolina, in which he said all sorts of damning things about his former friend Senator Hillary Clinton. MORE »


Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Over the weekend, Clinton whore James Carville famously told Newsweek that if Hillary “gave [Obama] one of her cojones, they’d both have two.” Ha ha, isn’t James Carville funny. See, he is a crazy womp-rat from a French swamp, but he also knows things about politics, and that is why he can make jokes about Hillary Clinton’s nuclear waste-enhanced scrotum in the magazines. Forget that Barack Obama’s one testicle was able to produce two children, while uber-man Bill Clinton’s chafing member could only manage one. It was obviously very politically damaging to this fag, Obama, and that is why he responded to Carville so very cattily today. MORE »


Friday, May 2nd, 2008

MICKEY KANTOR TOTALLY CALLED INDIANA PEOPLE “SHIT”: So maybe the “white niggers” part of that Mickey Kantor video was altered, but were Indiana’s people the referent of his “shit” usage? Check out this review of The War Room from 1993: “Whether Carville and company are play-acting somewhat for the cameras becomes less important as the film progresses. One can only keep up an act for so long — especially in the throes of a campaign. Carville’s tearful farewell speech to his staff as they close up just before the election, Stephanopoulos’s frank talk with a potential blackmailer and a Mickey Kantor comment about the people of Indiana (when it looks as though Clinton’s ahead in Dan Quayle’s state) attest to this.” Mickey Kantor called Indiana people “shit,” so Hillary Clinton probably agreed or something. [Washington Post]


Mickey Kantor Says He Didn’t Use N-Word

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

That instantly infamous video clip — it’s from The War Room, which is a funny documentary about the ‘92 campaign — does NOT feature Clinton bigwig Mickey Canton calling the nice people of Indiana “white niggers,” Kantor tells the Huffington Post. Kantor says he would never use that word, the N-bomb, and that this is a “conspiracy” and “libel” and he is going to make YouTube stop this right away. Kantor does not dispute the other part, where he says, “Look at Indiana — wait, wait, look at Indiana. 42-40. It doesn’t matter if we win, those people are shit.” [Huffington Post]


What Clinton’s People Really Think About Indiana

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

You may recall that Hillary’s husband Bill was president for a while in the 1990s, and that is why Hillary gets to run for president but never actually win. This clip highlights a moment on the trail during the 1992 election, where a hilariously ’90s-outfitted James Carville and George Stephanopoulos are checking out the latest polling figures. In steps Mickey Kantor, the chairman of Bill’s campaign, to express his views on the good blue-collars of Indiana. They are not only the pride and soul of America, according to the subtitles, but they are also “shit” and “white niggers.” The most offensive part is pretty sketchy, considering you can’t see anybody actually saying this. UPDATE: Kantor denies, Conspiracy! MORE »


Carville And Richardson Continue To Slap Each Other With Various Words

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Priggish Acadian fur-trader James Carville appeared on Larry King Live last night with his mortal enemy, fat Mexican ex-presidential candidate Bill Richardson, to Assess the Race. Carville had famously called Richardson “Judas Iscariot” after the latter endorsed Barack Obama, because Bill Clinton gave Richardson two or three of his 80,000 stupid jobs in the 1990s and now he won’t even support the damn wife’s campaign. The two continued fighting each other last night, most notably when Carville makes fun of Richardson’s tropical beach vacation. Video after the jump. MORE »


Olbermann, Carville, Marty Sheen, Even Dennis & Liz

Friday, April 18th, 2008

He's hurting America.Hello, people who are suddenly seeing famous-for-D.C. people everywhere in town all of a sudden! We like this, we like it very much. So this week, enjoy the voyeuristic fun of seeing James Carville, George Allen, lovebirds Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich, Keith Olbermann, Martin Sheen and many more, after the jump. MORE »


I’m Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Hey, did you know that it’s only March? That’s right, you have another seven months of this stupid election to endure. Since it’s already gone on for eleventy billion months already, everything of remote substance has already been hashed out and forgotten, so now all we have time for are the wild accusations. And everyone knows wild accusations are more fun in cartoon form! MORE »


Grumpy George Will, Grinning James Carville, Grunty Fred Barnes

Friday, February 8th, 2008

This week, George Will, Howard Dean, Fred Barnes and James Carville were all spotted being various degrees of “famous for D.C.” at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump. MORE »


James Carville and Mary Matalin Live in Pink Hellhole

Friday, December 28th, 2007

adcover.jpgIn the upcoming January 2008 issue of Architectural Digest, readers can check out the house in which Democratic strategist James Carville and Republican strategist Mary Matalin enjoy their weird marriage. Of course, a normal-looking house wouldn’t really suit well with the craziness of either. That’s why they have a very pink, cosmic, acid-trip of a house. Pictures of the Crazy, after the jump. MORE »