Hey look they finally hired somebody who has some sort of vestigial sense of humor, and who has seen a movie in the last 40 years! Extra points for the closing shot, which cleverly suggests that Democrats = Pussy. Chew on this while your editor finds some coffee. [YouTube]

The McCain campaign has released this new ad claiming that Barack Obama is the “Dr. No of energy security,” the theme of which is plagiarized from a 1962 film called James Bond And John McCain Score With Flappers. Old-timey cultural references aside, what the hell is that “energy security”? Why can’t someone oppose retarded things like the gas tax and domestic offshore drilling and not be held responsible for 9/11? Because of 9/11, of course. [YouTube]

As Washington and Moscow trade threats about nuking each other from space or whatever, there is another Cold War brewing aboard the doomed International Space Station. The Russian “cosmo”-nauts all have handguns up there! MORE »

In a dramatic race to out-sell-out each other, Britain and Iran are frantically converting the Captured Sailor Melodrama into as many products as possible. MORE »