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Posts Tagged ‘james bond’

Barack Obama Is Also The ‘Jazz Singer’ Of Health Care Reform

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

The McCain campaign has released this new ad claiming that Barack Obama is the “Dr. No of energy security,” the theme of which is plagiarized from a 1962 film called James Bond And John McCain Score With Flappers. Old-timey cultural references aside, what the hell is that “energy security”? Why can’t someone oppose retarded things like the gas tax and domestic offshore drilling and not be held responsible for 9/11? Because of 9/11, of course. [YouTube]


Russians Armed & Dangerous Aboard International Space Station

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

He'll fuck you in space!As Washington and Moscow trade threats about nuking each other from space or whatever, there is another Cold War brewing aboard the doomed International Space Station. The Russian “cosmo”-nauts all have handguns up there! MORE »


Iran Producing Books, DVDs & Action Figures of British Sailors

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

'I got a rock.' - WonketteIn a dramatic race to out-sell-out each other, Britain and Iran are frantically converting the Captured Sailor Melodrama into as many products as possible. MORE »