Tag: jake tapper

Oprah 2020 Hopes Crash And Burn After Alex Jones Says Thing

BREAKING: ALEX JONES MIGHT BE LI'L BIT RACIST.

Steve Bannon Sorry For Biting Off Own Cock While Sucking It, Won’t Make THAT Mistake Again

NOW GIVE HIM BACK HIS WINGNUT WELFARE DOLLARS, REBEKAH MERCER!

Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018

Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief.

Breitbart Doing A Real Bang Up Job Of Cutting Ties With White Supremacist Paul Nehlen

He will appear on Curt Schilling's Breitbart Radio this coming week!

Steve Mnuchin Defends Tax Cuts For The Rich: ‘But We’re Raising Them On Democrats!’

They loooove saying the quiet part out loud.

Alabama To Roy Moore: Buck Off. Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 13, 2017

Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.

Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017

Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief!