Tag: jake tapper

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All Het Up About Melania’s Prayer To The Lord!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
He seems nice!

Guess CPAC Didn’t Find Milo’s Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All

Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.

Jake Tapper: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, You’re Cool, Fuck YOU, I’m Out

Our boyfriend Jake is full of zingers, and his butt cheeks are perky!

Trump’s NSA Pick Tells Him To Go Get Peed On

Nobody with any dignity would WANT to work for Donald Trump.

Fashion Icon Kellyanne Conway Can’t Stop Pimping Ivanka Trump’s Ugly Ass Clothes

Time to fire the entire White House, including the president!

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Wonkette Editrix Wins CNN

It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!

Silly Paul Ryan ‘Dabs’ While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans

Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.

Joe Manchin Calls For War On Drugs, Might Need To Talk To His Fentanyl-Pushing Daughter

Nostalgic for the War on Drugs? Joe Manchin's your man!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY!

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Let’s All Watch Jake Tapper Ride Mike Pence’s Ass Like A Jewish Grandma Force-Feeding You Kugel

Jake Tapper is a schnauzer on Mike Pence's pant leg.

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Who Sent The New York Times Donald Trump’s Taxes? We’re Gonna Go With ‘Marla Maples’

Clip and save to refute your idiot Facebook pal who thinks Trump paid property taxes, or real estate taxes, or city and state taxes, or ...