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Tag: jake tapper

Silly Paul Ryan ‘Dabs’ While Taking Healthcare From Millions Of Americans

Paul Ryan had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad town hall last night.

Joe Manchin Calls For War On Drugs, Might Need To Talk To His Fentanyl-Pushing Daughter

Nostalgic for the War on Drugs? Joe Manchin's your man!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is All HEY, SARAH PALIN, HEY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.

Let’s All Watch Jake Tapper Ride Mike Pence’s Ass Like A Jewish Grandma Force-Feeding You Kugel

Jake Tapper is a schnauzer on Mike Pence's pant leg.

Joe Walsh Only Fingering His ‘Musket’ Because Thomas Jefferson Told Him To

Sometimes a call to arms is not a call to arms. Or maybe it is.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Who Sent The New York Times Donald Trump’s Taxes? We’re Gonna Go With ‘Marla Maples’

Clip and save to refute your idiot Facebook pal who thinks Trump paid property taxes, or real estate taxes, or city and state taxes, or ...
Nothing to see here, g'wan, get him outta here. Get him out!

New York Attorney General Somehow Under Impression Trump Foundation Might Be Kind Of Fishy

New York A.G. Eric Schneiderman is investigating the Trump Foundation just because it may have engaged in some illegal donations. How is that even fair?

Bernie Sanders Endorses Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Hot Opponent. Weird, So Does Wonkette!

Bernie Sanders DECLARES WAR by endorsing Debbie Wasserman Schultz's congressional primary opponent. We endorsed that dude aaages ago.

Former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has A Message To Share, And It Is #BrosBeforeHos

Oh thank God, former Arizona governor Jan Brewer has crept out of whatever xenophobic dungeon of severed heads and trash she lives in, to comment on the 2016 election. And wouldn't you know, she's just tired of people focusing...

Sarah Palin Endorses Paul Ryan’s Primary Opponent For Maximum Comedic Effect

Sarah Palin is so darn mad at that terrible Paul Ryan for not immediately bowing to Donald Trump that she vowed she will work tirelessly to elect his opponent in the Wisconsin primary, at least until she's distracted by...

Camille Paglia Has Had It UP TO HERE With Hillary’s Gross Wormwood Tits

Boy howdy, it is Friday afternoon, so let's immerse ourselves in the flowery, lady-hating, contrarian bullshit of Camille Paglia. Forsooth, she hath Important Thoughts on Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and how they do the things they do because of...

Donald Trump And Paul Ryan, Will You Two Please Just Have Sex And Get It Over With?

There's a battle of halfwits going on right now, Donald Trump and the pinchable face cheeks of House Speaker Paul Ryan.

No, The KKK Is Not And Has Never Been Liberal: A Historysplainer

Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone who disputes this basic notion, could there? Of course there could. Of fucking course there could....

GOP: Give Us Your Tired And Your Poor And Your Jesus-Lovers Only

Don't you just hate religious radicals who think their god is the best god and everyone else should go away, convert, or die in a fire? They're always trying to wipe out the unbelievers, murder the heathens even in...