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Posts Tagged ‘jackass’

Video Of George W. Bush, The Singing Jackass

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008


For all you libtards with “Bush Derangement Syndrome” out there who always call our president “Hitler,” we ask you this: Did Hitler dance and sing for the people? No, he was always yelly-yelly at everyone. George W. Bush just wants to sing a gay song with his male-stripper vocalists and dance for the press, and he will not let you haters try to bring him down, you negative nabobs of negativity. He’s got a song in his heart! [YouTube]


What’d You Expect, Syriana?

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Gay French NASCAR hero! - WonketteA double-secret-probation Wonkette operative reports from freakin’ Camp David that the last two movies Bush watched were “Talladega Nights” and “Jackass 2.” MORE »