Here’s audio of our President telling CNBC people that that rapper who said one lady’s music video was better than the other lady’s music video during an annual television special for 13-year-olds… is a “jackass.” Okay. [YouTube]

For all you libtards with “Bush Derangement Syndrome” out there who always call our president “Hitler,” we ask you this: Did Hitler dance and sing for the people? No, he was always yelly-yelly at everyone. George W. Bush just wants to sing a gay song with his male-stripper vocalists and dance for the press, and he will not let you haters try to bring him down, you negative nabobs of negativity. He’s got a song in his heart! [YouTube]

A double-secret-probation Wonkette operative reports from freakin’ Camp David that the last two movies Bush watched were “Talladega Nights” and “Jackass 2.” MORE »