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Posts Tagged ‘jack murtha’

NAPTIME FOR GRAMPY

John McCain Couldn’t Agree More With Western Pennsylvania Hater John Murtha

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

This is like when somebody says “you can’t underestimate the importance of thing X” when they are trying to suggest that in fact you can’t overestimate the importance of that thing, it is so very important. Only this is worse times a million, because John McCain says in two different ways that his proud Western Pennsylvanian supporters are racist rednecks. (The crowd, to their credit, gives a collective “Whaaa?”) Then he makes up for it by saying, twice, that the region is so very patriotic. FETCH THIS GENTLEMAN A PILLOW AND A GLASS OF WARM MILK. [YouTube]


SCANDAL

Gun Nut Murtha Aide Misspent Funds On Fancy Rifle

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

And now this deer is dead.John Hugya, Pennsylvania Representative Jack Murtha’s chief of staff, used Murtha campaign funds to buy a rifle and some knives and other gun-nut baubles at an auction held by the Friends of the National Rifle Association. And then Hugya counted the $2151 he spent as a gift from the Murtha campaign, even though the Murtha folks said the money was a payment to Friends of the NRA for “advertising.” Talk about a scandal! MORE »


CONGRESS

House Floor Smackdown + Facebook Pics = Quintessential Wonkette Post

Friday, June 16th, 2006


From Nancy Pelosi’s YouTube account (!), this video of Louis Gohmert (R-TX) getting his ass handed to him by Jack Murtha (D-PA) is funny enough. But when we put the story through our patented Wonkette-fodder filter, out came slightly salacious Facebook pictures of Gohmert’s daughter. It’s been a great week, hasn’t it? After the jump, we thank god Caroline’s here and not at Normandy or in the Pacific.

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DEMOCRATS

Wonkette’s Week in Review: The Golden Week With The Blue-Gray Matte

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

DEMOCRATS

Murtha to Challenge Hoyer, Everyone Whom This News Affects Already Driving Up to the Shore for the Weekend

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Hey everyone, breaking! Breaking! NEWS ON A FRIDAY! MORE »