jack cashill

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF POOR POOR GEORGE?  12:30 pm November 20, 2013

George Zimmerman Domestic Violenced His Girlfriend Because He Has PTSD From Killing That Kid That One Time

by Kaili Joy Gray

So remember how Brave Ground Standing Hero George Zimmerman was arrested for domestic violencing his girlfriend? Of course you do, because it was just the other day, and even if you missed the headline, you are not the least bit surprised because that sure does sound like goofy ol’ George, doesn’t it? Well, it turns […]

WONKETTE LITERARY SUPPLEMENT  8:30 am November 1, 2012

Wingnut Poetry Critic Just Asking: Does Poem By 19-Year-Old Barack Obama Reveal Subtle Jew-Hating?

by Doktor Zoom

So, Barack Obama wrote a kind of dumb poem in 1981 (Survivors of sophomore creative writing workshops may experience flashbacks): UNDERGROUND Under water grottos, caverns Filled with apes That eat figs. Stepping on the figs That the apes Eat, they crunch. The apes howl, bare Their fangs, dance, Tumble in the Rushing water, Musty, wet […]

NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME  2:10 pm June 26, 2012

Obama Biographer Accused of ‘Fraud’ for Editing Obama’s ‘Appalling’ Grammar Skills

by Liz Colville

The truth has come out: Barack Obama is not a genius. We’re sorry, we know you have always thought this to be true. But a very serious man and inadvertent Obama scholar by the name of Jack Cashill has encountered some EGREGIOUS ERRORS (subtle grammatical changes) in letters that were printed in the new Obama […]

THE VETTING  3:00 pm May 16, 2012

World Net Daily Declares Obama’s Love Letters Fraudulent, For No Real Reason

by Jim Newell

Those Obama love letter excerpts that Vanity Fair ran a couple of weeks ago were the best thing that happened to low-end wingnut grifter consortium World Net Daily since forever — it gave them a new opportunity to call some new Obama thing totally fake, because… well, look at them, they’re clearly bullshit. Letters. Pfft. […]

DID YOU KNOW THIS?  6:11 pm June 29, 2009

MORE EVIDENCE That Bill Ayers (The Terrorist) Wrote Obama’s Book, The One About His African Dad

by Jim Newell

Last fall an Internet hobo named Jack Cashill broke a certain “biggest political scandal ever” proving that Bill Ayers, the hippie terrorist, colluded with then-Sen. Barack Obama, in 1995, to ghostwrite the latter’s profane memoir, Dreams From My Father. Cashill noticed that several sentences in Dreams incorporate similar (if not exact) individual proper nouns and […]