“Don’t know if this might be interest to you, but some vaguely familiar looking guy in a suit handed me his business card on the street right near the White House yesterday and told me I looked great and to call him. It took me by surprise, so I googled the name on the business card — Jack Burkman– and the search turned up his picture on some media pundit site and an article from Wonkette about him propositioning girls on MySpace.com and also for being on the DC Madam’s list. What a creep! Just thought you might like to know he’s still at it (in front of the WH and in broad daylight, no less).”

Remember Jack Burkman, the MySpace creep who propositions girls and offers them $$$ if they’ll just come to the Mayflower Hotel and let him fuck them? Well, he finally found somebody who would take the money: Hookers! Jack Burkman, the GOP strategist and conservative talking head who used to be seen on the cable news shows a lot more often before his MySpace sleazery was exposed, is also on the DC Madam’s phone list! MORE »

* The sandstone walls at 1600 Pennsylvania are bursting with beauty. We decided to play the wicked stepmother and ask, “Who’s the fairest of them all?” There are fine choices, whether you prefer men or women. In the off chance that you prefer to pass judgment using more than a thumbnail photo, we’ve even provided testimonials: boys here and girls here. Polls close Monday morning at 10, and for God’s sake no cheating please. MORE »

Hopefully dispelling all doubts, the object of Jack Burkman’s affection (and target of his attempted solicitation) has posted his business card. We’d suggest something about public shaming, but the guy’s probably pretty hard to shame. MORE »

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:

More of the story (i.e. “holy crap, this guy’s, like, important or something”), after the jump.

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