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Weird Democrats Won’t Give Jack Abramoff His Dumb Web Domain
Democrats are not known for their hardball, but when it comes to, uh, Internet domain names, they apparently do not fuck around -– just ask disgraced former lobbyist and Zionist pizza shill Jack Abramoff, who is asking nicely, pretty please, for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee to relinquish its death grip as the current owners [...]
Jack Abramoff No Longer Working At Zionist Pizza Joint
Jack Abramoff has finished his six-month stint working at Tov Pizza, “a modest kosher pizzeria in a heavily Jewish section of northwest Baltimore” — a job he held down while living in a halfway house following his stint in federal prison for being too good at his job and also ruining Tom DeLay’s beautiful life. [...]
Tom DeLay Finally Found Guilty of Being Tom DeLay
A jury in Texas (a pile of guns behind the prosecutin’ headquarters) has found Tom Guilty delay of conspiracy and money laundering. Sorry, has found Tom DeLay guilty of conspiracy and money laundering. So even though a few months ago, when the Justice Department cleared him of all charges in the Abramoff case, conservatives were [...]
Jack Abramoff Will Friend You On Facebook
First your grandparents joined it. Now this guy. That place is horrible. Abramoff lists three “likes and interests,” one being himself, “Jack Abramoff.” The other two are “Zvi Gluck and Jewish Community Hero,” a fan page for a Queens, N.Y., man who is a semifinalist in a competition hosted by the Jewish Federations of North [...]
Will Government Be Forced To Hold a Victory Parade For Tom DeLay?
The SIX-YEAR investigation into Tom DeLay’s ties to lobbyist Jack Abramoff is now over! Hooray Sixth Amendment! The system works! Finally Tom DeLay can get back to his business as House Majority Leader, passing George W. Bush’s Mandate. But seriously, six years? And then, “Oh, whatever bro, we’re not gonna charge you with anything.” The [...]
Internatonal Jewish Conspiracy Hires Abramoff To Market Pizza
Jack Abramoff! Remember that guy? Corrupt lobbyist something something Congressman A something something Filipina sex slaves blah blah golf junkets yadda yadda yadda WHATEVER, you can Google this business yourself, what do we look like, your personal political scandal historians? We’re all about the future, not the past, and in the future, Jack Abramoff, who [...]
Bob Ney To Flee Ungrateful Country
Former Ohio Congressman Bob Ney, famous for accepting all bribes from Jack Abramoff when he was ripping off those Indians, finished his 30-month prison sentence in August — surprise! — after 17 months in prison. He is now under “supervision” at his Columbus home. But that is no way for a man of leisure to [...]
John McCain Cannot Escape The Taint Of Ralph Reed
This is why John McCain will win the presidency: All of his exciting sex scandals happened 50 years ago, and since then he’s pretty much confined his misdoings to dull and complicated campaign finance/influence peddling bullshit that nobody cares about. We defy you to watch this very informative attack ad without falling asleep 15 times. [...]
How Quickly They Forget
Draft Kitty Harris!
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