Tag: jabba the hutt

NJ Strongman Chris Christie Will Not Share Pie with Obama or Anyone Else

Apparently since dull turd Mitt Romney's campaign message "Comrade Barack Obama is only here to steal yer munnies" comes across like he is just some anxious unlikable rich guy worrying over his fortune, hahaha which he is, Mittens'...

Is Monstrously Obese Chris Christie Even Too Fat For Republican Voters?

Republicans are a large bunch, if you get what we mean. When Teabaggers sit around the house, they literally sit around the 3,800-square-foot foreclosed tract house, in Florida. The latest advances in physics are repeatedly tested by the makers...

Chris Christie Makes Fox News Tilt Left

Icon of personal responsibility Chris Christie paid a visit to the fiends at Fox News yesterday, and as this screenshot shows, he nearly caused the entire right-wing cable news channel to tilt left and vanish into the ether. But,...

Chris Christie Responds To Rampant Speculation He Is ‘Hot and Sexy’

"Wanta dah moolee-rah, Han Solo," the Hutt said. Meanwhile, while you are transfixed by the thought of take a magic sex bus journey into those undulating folds, Chris Christie is telling lies so he too can screw the union...

Limbaugh, GOP Just Comically Walking Into Every Trap

How do you get what's left of the Republican Party to destroy itself? It sure helps to have some self-obsessed drug-addicted sociopath like Rush Limbaugh as "leader" of the doomed wingnuts! At some point in January, the same Obama...