Tag: it gets better

Sara Benincasa’s ‘Real Artists Have Day Jobs’ Comprises Many Chapters, Words. Buy Her Book!

Hello citizens! It is I, Sara Benincasa, longtime Wonkette contributor and longer-time Wonkette commenter. I am here to tell you about my new book, Real Artists Have Day Jobs, which you can obtain via preorder or REGULAR ORDER, depending...

Christian Mommy Rapper Turnt Up Over Deuce-Dropping Transgenders

Hi, guys, um, it's time for your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party, where we shuffle our iTunes and post the songs and you dance to them, but you probably won't even want to listen once you've heard The Next Hottest...

Even Your Favorite Chips Come In Homo Gaysexual Lesbian Rainbow Flavor Now

BREAKING NEWS FLASH SIREN ALERT TRIGGER WARNING DEFCON 69! Look what is being crammed down your throat now! It is what used to be your favorite snacky treat, from the makers of all those Cool Habanero Nacho Fiery Ranch Doritos...

Ted Cruz’s Guide To Unmake Friends And Alienate People, Part Infinity

Ok wonkeroos, we need to talk about a serious subject that is threatening far too many of our most vulnerable citizens: bullying and abuse. While we like to snark and mock, we, as a country, should be doing everything...

Wonkette Salutes Tammy S. Smith, US America’s First Openly Gay General

A round of applause, everyone! For the first time since the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," the US Army has promoted an openly gay soldier to the rank of General. Tammy S. Smith was promoted from Colonel to...

Your Lunch-Time Nice Time Video: Is Anyone In The Portland Police Bureau *Not* Gay Or Lesbian?

Here is your biweekly "niceness" post, wherein we push away, for a moment, sad humans screaming about buggery and Ann Romney being a twatbag. Meet the Portland Police Bureau gals and dudes, every last one of whom seems to...

Let Us All Give A Standing Ovation To This Darling Four-Year-Old Wishing Homos To Hell

There are many wonderful gospel and blues songs from and about Indiana, like this one, which you could be singing for the rest of the day! Or you could watch this tiny tyke sing about homos going to H-E-L-L....

Dan Savage Is A Bad, Bad Man

Total gay Dan Savage is not just a spreader of viral ideas ("memes") and actual viruses, he is also a bully because he made Christian teens feel bad by calling the Bible bullshit just because it was constantly saying...