Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
He was working WITHOUT PAY. Oh, and did you hear Israeli intelligence is looking into this too?
NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR!
Paul Ryan thinks immigrants are double-plus good, Jason Chaffetz HATES the ethics, and the Women's March will be YUGE! Your morning news brief!
It's cool if our embassies get attacked, as long as Hillary's not around.
Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!
Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!
One of these days these fake news stories are going to cause trouble. More trouble. Like, bad trouble.
Trump's love of nukes, Putin hates Democrats, Rachel Maddow grills Kellyanne Conway! Your daily news brief!
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Our critics are not pleased by all the fake news we post here, like saying Hillary Clinton got more votes than Donald Trump. Shame on us.
Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!
If Mike Pence won the debate, he did it by conveniently ignoring everything Donald Trump has ever said.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.