TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Trump blows another opportunity to act like an adult, Jeff Sessions tries to be legally racist, and Fox News has LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!
Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?
Even Jason Chaffetz is pretending to grow a spine. Plus you see this crazy shit with the Turkish dictator's bodyguards kicking protesters' asses on DC's Embassy Row?
There's no scandal to see here folks, just move along. HE SAID MOVE ALONG!
Way to put country above party, asshole!
Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.
The Muslim Ban is DEAD, Trump's NSC pick turns down the job, and Paul Ryan unveils Trump/RyanCare Your morning news brief!
Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!
He was working WITHOUT PAY. Oh, and did you hear Israeli intelligence is looking into this too?