Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
A sad, lovely post. GOOD MORNING.
If Robert Doggart were a Muslim, there is no question on what the charges would be.
So here's a big setback for That Man In the White House. He'll probably react with grace and poise.
Hold On To That Refugee Nice Time, Because Trump Is Telling All Those Judges To F*ck Right Out Of Here
Is violating a federal court order really all that bad if you really think it's necessary?
We're not crying; YOU'RE crying.
Mr. Rogers said to look for the helpers. Found some!
Let's just ignore the neo-Nazis and the other crazies. Maybe they'll go away.
Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.
Here's an immigration policy that will finally provide an answer to the question, 'Why do they hate us?'
No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event.
Are you shocked yet? We bet you are way shocked.
Thank goodness irrational fear of foreigners doesn't lead to tragic results.
We had no idea we were so influential at the Googleplex!