Tag: islam

At least they stopped short of waterboarding the kid

Middle School Sued For Forcing Muslim Kid To Confess ‘Allegiance’ To ISIS, Because America

A lawsuit alleges officials at a Long Island middle school forced a learning-disabled Muslim boy to confess to planning a terrorist attack. Get ready for morons to start explaining why this made perfect sense.

Washington Post Says Trump Teaching GOP To Love The Gays, LOL Shut Up, Washington Post

How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week!

Newt Gingrich Wants To Test U.S. Muslims To See If They’ve Caught The Sharia

Is Newt Gingrich getting a little jealous over Donald Trump loving Mike Pence more than him? MAYBE! Perhaps that is why, last night, he got on the teevee with Mike Huckabee and promoted a very Trumpian (Trump-esque? Trumpish?) counterterrorism...
Beast Jebus is BEST Jebus!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Why U Make Baby Jebus Cry, Wonkette? WHY?

Wonkette made fun of Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump's pretended outreach to evangelicals. Clearly, we hate Christians and want to impose Sharia. Duh.

The Stupidest Man On The Internet’s History Of Stupid Gay Stories: A Stupid Review

Rightwing blogger Jim Hoft came out Monday as a gay homosexual, and we decided to look at the careful line he walked: Condemning Islamic crimes against gays, while neither clearly supporting nor condemning gay rights in America.

Donald Trump Explains Bigly Why Immigration Killed All Those Gay People In Florida

Donald Trump explained Hillary Clinton can't possibly support gay people, because she doesn't hate Muslims enough. He said other things that made even less sense, too.

Stupidest Man On Internet Apparently Gay, Still Stupid

In which we are kind to Jim Hoft, sort of.

Donald Trump Thinks Barack Obama Is An Actual Muslim Terrorist, Better Nuke The White House

Trump's plan for fighting terrorism? Just saying the words 'Radical Islamic Terrorism' over and over again until it stops.
It was seersucker/candystriper day in the Senate

Old Bob Bennett’s Dying Wish: Find Me Some Muslims To Apologize To For Trump

Former Sen. Bob Bennett of Utah had a last wish, and that was to apologize to Muslims for Donald Trump and the bigotry that his party has built. Credit where it's due: he did the right thing.

Idaho’s Goofiest Lawmaker, Super Christian Sheryl Nuxoll, Loses Republican Primary. Bye!

Idaho's most consistently wackaloon lawmaker lost her primary election Tuesday. With any luck, more nutty extremists will come along to take her place.

Unifier Donald Trump Will Nuke Our ‘Special Relationship’ With Britain From Orbit

Donald Trump doesn't want your stupid special relationship anymore, Britain! You can just shut your stupid dumb limey biscuitholes!

New London Mayor Not Interested In Being Donald Trump’s Token Muslim BFF For Some Reason

Donald Trump might not even kill the new mayor of London's whole family! (But also he might.)
Gaul is supposed to be a big deal, but it's very disappointing. Terrible golf. Sad!

Donald Trump Gives Serious Foreign Policy Speech Like A Big Boy

Now that Donald Trump has declared himself the Republican Nominee, High Pooh-Bah, and All-Father of the World (Dilute! Dilute!), it's time for him to start Acting Presidential, so he gave a Very Serious Foreign Policy Address today. How serious...

Pat Boone Is Butthurt For God

Pat Boone, one of the stars of the insufferable Christian agitprop movie God's Not Dead II: He's Pining For The Fjords, is very displeased with those anti-God ruffians at Saturday Night Live for mocking his movie. Mind you, it's...
Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: Demacrats Want To Turn America Into 1944 Socialist Berlin!

Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat: an actual hate email to Yr Editrix, which we'll give pride of place by running...