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Posts Tagged ‘islam’

Barack Obama Is A Self-Loathing Muslim

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Politico’s Ben Smith has posted a HIT PIECE on Barack Obama today, calling him a FRAUD, who is CONSCIOUS of IMAGE. Two Muslim women, apparently, were supposed to stand behind Obama’s podium at his big Al Gore Rally in Detroit on Monday. They each were wearing “Muslim headscarves,” however, and since Barack Obama must not ever be near any known Muslims, his campaign volunteers wouldn’t allow the two gals behind the podium after all. So now we’ve got one of those Old Politics/New Politics/Hypocrisy things on our hands. MORE »


SEE WHERE TERRORISM/ISLAM WAS BORN

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Gah! Press e-mails have rarely been this good, and for that we will do specifically what Inside Edition wants us to do: Please watch Inside Edition’s exclusive footage of Obama’s terrorist “mosques” (HOUSES) in Indonesia where he lived from age 6- 10, Monday, May 5 and Tuesday, May 6, 2008, check your local listings. If that doesn’t get you giddy, then this teaser surely will: “Madewa tells INSIDE EDITION that Obama enjoyed playing Monopoly and was very competitive at the game. He also tells INSIDE EDITION that Obama was an avid kite flyer.” Was Madewa like his Muslim slave or something? MORE »


Jeremiah Wright Thinks Something Unfair Happened!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Since Barack Obama couldn’t answer the important question “Is Jeremiah Wright as patriotic as you are?” with any shred of decency in last week’s ABC debate, Wright is now explaining his obvious black hatred of all things white on his own terms. His First Televised Interview will appear on PBS tomorrow night, but we have excerpts, and they’re predictable, etc. etc., why is he such a Christian Muslim? MORE »


John McCain’s ‘Spiritual Adviser’ Calls Allah ‘Demon Spirit’

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Honest St. John McCain sure keeps honest companies — lobbyist paramours, regular lobbyists who control every aspect of his campaign, and religious fundamentalists. First there was John Hagee, the anti-papist who McCain didn’t denounce for a long time; now we have Rod Parsley, a televangelist from Ohio. Mother Jones‘ David Corn has the full scoop on this guy, who McCain, “with Parsley by his side at the Cincinnati rally, called a ’spiritual guide.’” Interesting, since this guide likes to say that “Allah was a demon spirit.” MORE »


The Top 10 Rudy Giuliani 9/11 References In Global History

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Because Rudy Giuliani ended his campaign for America’s terrorism mayor yesterday, and because the kids enjoy top 10 lists (like on the David Letterman show), and because it is the most obvious opportunity to strike since 9/11, here is your list of the best Giuliani references to America’s Holiday in the Sun, 9/11. After this, we hope to never speak about either Rudy Giuliani or 9/11 again. The very existence of Rudy’s campaign, after all, proved that the terrorists had won a long time ago. MORE »


Conservative Radio Host Sues Islam

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

muslims should be deported... and then shown naked on the internetMichael Savage, the eponymous host of conservative radio’s Savage Nation, filed a lawsuit Monday against the Council on American-Islamic Relations for essentially calling him a bigot, of all things! He claims that CAIR illegally used a 4-minute clip from his Oct. 29 program, during which the compassionate host said American Muslims “need deportation.” Savage and his law people say the Muslims “repackaged” these words to make them more shocking. Hmm…. Unless the words before were “Everyone is special and all groups and religions are super equally awesome and no smiling, culturally equivalent Muslims ever” [need deportation], then we’ll probably side with the non-Savages on this one. MORE »


FBI Fighting the Real Enemy: Angry Teenagers

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

The Enemy at Home! - WonketteThe FBI is trying to reach out to the US Muslim community in order to help recruit them in the battle against “homegrown extremists.” The threat of citizens turning against their own country has become very real in Europe. “They were middle-class, educated and had people who loved them,” a U.S. intelligence official said of the transit bombers in England. “How do you get from being a moderate Muslim to being a suicide bomber? What is that road?” MORE »


CNN Investigates Obama’s Non-Madrassa Grade School

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

A chilling portrait of a radical '70s suit ... - WonketteOne of the many benefits of 9/11 is suddenly everybody knew the definition of madrassa: some kind of primitive Islamic boys school in Pakistan where the glassy-eyed kids chanted the Koran for a Dateline producer and none of the 9/11 hijackers were involved because they were doing blow and screwing strippers in Florida and Las Vegas.

Learn the explosive truth about Osama bin Obama’s radical indoctrination made-up story created by either the Moonies or Hillary or both, after the jump.

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Ask Grand Ayatollah Ali Al-Sistani

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

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Take it from us, living under the teachings of Iraq Shiite leader Ali al-Sistani sometimes gets pretty complicated. Can I wear nail polish? Can I go to a cockfight? It’s a full-time job keeping all the edicts straight! Thankfully, al-Sistani’s got a helpful Web site that clearly lays out what’s what. Gossiping? It’s a sin. Shaking hands with women? Not under his watch. Ass-fucking? Well, er, that depends: MORE »


Bringing World War 3 Back Home

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the House, future presidential candidate, and one of the few men in politics (or elsewhere) who lived out the fantasy of Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher,” has opened up the home front in World War 3, the conflict that only Newt (and possibly his Venusian overlords, though who knows, maybe he’s freelancing on this one, because he’s the kind of maverick who dammit plays by his own rules!) knows that we’re fighting. MORE »