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The Blaze Just Asking: Did Imam’s One Weird Prayer Damn Navy Seals To Hell At Their Own Funeral?
You guys should go take a look at Ana Marie Wossername’s thinky piece about how the wingnut media doesn’t seem to have learned a damn thing from the failure of its “Obama Is Evil” narrative in the 2012 election. It’s pretty good, and we think this writer has a lot of potential. But we honestly [...]
Joe Biden Yells At Terrorists (Video)
So let us guess: people are mad at Joe Biden for yelling at terrorists, right? DON’T BE RIDICULOSE! Of course they are. People are mad because he said “knock-off jihadis” instead of “Islamic jihadists.” Also, he did not say “terrorismalqaeda” three times fast.
Horrible Woman Too Horrible To Attend Conference Of Horrible People
If you’ve noticed the acrid smell of gelled hair burning today, that’s the scent of the conservative world en fuego. The battle for the hearts and minds of the worst Americans is on, and it pits the terrible against the even more terrible. At the center of the fight is Pamela Geller, who can most [...]
Austrian Turks Go To ‘Red Alert’ Over Star Wars Lego Set
In yet another case of the Clash of Civilizations, members of Austria’s Turkish community are angrier than a Twi’lek having a bad lekku day at the makers of Lego building blocks because they believe that the Lego “Jabba The Hutt’s Palace” playset might spark Islamophobia and cause children to associate Islam with terrorism and violence. [...]
Hero Gets ‘All Riled Up’ On Fox News And Beer, Burns Mosque
It is plainly obvious that Christians are being hate-crushed in these United States, having their beliefs beaten out of them by godless demons and Muslims, who are not godless demons but do worship one. It’s more than just Christmas, too — there’s obviously that whole thing about how pizza-delivery men are not allowed to take [...]
Prominent Florida Bigots Unite Against Holidays For Perverted, Evil, Terrorist-Cult Children
Today’s lesson in religious tolerance comes to us from Florida, where we are talking about Islam, so, just a heads up, today’s lesson is going to be awful. The request was to close Broward County schools for two Muslim holidays, the end of Ramadan and the end of Hajj, for the same reason that the [...]
Newsweek Explores ‘Muslim Rage’ Through Stupid Cover
Newsweek has moved beyond implied vegetable dick-sucking to weightier topics, like how Muslims are just REALLY FUCKING ANGRY ALL OF THEM. To kick off a masterful Ayaan Hirsi Ali column about Ayaan Hirsi Ali and how Ayaan Hirsi Ali did things, Newsweek decided to very, very carefully take a specific point about her experiences (with [...]
Tulsa Cop Sues For God-Given Right To Not Have To Talk To Islamics
A police officer in Tulsa has been suspended because he arrested a minority without reasonable suspicion for a vague and unspecified “crime.” No, just joking, they’d never be suspended for that! But he was suspended for refusing to attend a mandatory cultural event at a mosque. A Tulsa police officer and devout Christian is suing [...]
Joe Walsh: Islam Is Evil And Everywhere! Crazy Man: Okay, Cool, I Have Guns
Rep. Joe Walsh (IL – Attacks Disabled Veterans For Being Attention Hogs) is back in the news again, for saying that evil Mooslems are everywhere trying to kill us, even in our precious suburbs! Rep. Walsh said: “One thing I’m sure of is that there are people in this country, there is a radical strain of [...]
Mosques Are Not Like Churches and Should Maybe Be Banned, Says Colorado Lawmaker
Do you have faith in your fellow (hu)man today? If so, do you want it shattered real fast, somewhere within the next 250 words? AWESOME because Wonkette is here to help! Turns out that there was some sort of Conservative confab in Colorado a few days ago called the Western Conservative Summit, wherein conservative lawmakers [...]
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