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Posts Tagged ‘irresponsible rumor mongering’

The Sarkozys’ Honeymoon

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

That is indeed a dirty swordThat’s right, jerkwad, your sword is dirty, and I mean that in a metaphorical sense, too. While your wife has been readying her English language album for release in the States to capitalize on her new marriage, you’ve been gallivanting around the Middle East and I now just feel really sorry for Carla being your beard. Oh, you want to deny? I’ve got the photos, Nick, let’s not pretend.

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