Tag: iraq

ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

GOP Wants To Waste Our Time With Another Hillary Clinton Investigation, Hooray!

Ooh, maybe they'll find the smoking gun this time!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

How Is Hillary Clinton Murdering America With Her Emails Today?

Is this 'quid pro quo' thing the smoking gun that should put Hillary IN JAIL? Ahem, no.

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 17, 2016

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Trump’s Lying Campaign Manager Knows Who Was For Iraq War, And It Was Barack Obama

Is there NOTHING the Trump campaign won't lie about?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 19, 2016

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Eew, gross

Hillary Clinton Touts Endorsement By Terrible Human John Negroponte. Don’t Tout That, Hillary!

Hillary Clinton is proud of an endorsement she really should have said "no thanks" to. And now we must sigh heavily.
This fucking guy

World’s Great Memory Haver Donald Trump Not Sure If He Ever Met Vladimir Putin, Yeah, That’s The Ticket!

Republican nominee Donald Trump had the best weekend, y'all, simply yuuge. Not satisfied with merely smearing the grieving mother of a fallen American hero, Trump used a Sunday network show to flash his foreign policy chops and cement his reputation...

Hey Mr. Trump: Is A Muslim War Hero’s Father American Enough For You?

The final night of the Democratic National Convention belonged to Hillary Clinton and her speech accepting the party's nomination, but it was owned by Mr. Khizr Khan, the father of Army Captain Humayun S.M. Khan, who died in Iraq...

Magic Wands Do Not Detect Bombs

Greetings to you, old friends, and welcome once more to the Snake Oil Bulletin! Our coverage this week takes us to international waters, to the mystical Bush-besmirched land of Iraq. After terrible tragedy striking the nation less than two...

Is This Lunatic Gay Loving Baby Killer Donald Trump’s VEEP? No, Not Newt Gingrich

Donald Trump's vice presidential contenders are all the hell over the place. He's considering everyone from that Cookie Puss, Chris Christie, to his daughter Ivanka maybe, now that his "short-list" of candidates has told him they didn't want things...

Donald Trump Hearts Saddam Hussein

Donald Trump thinks Saddam Hussein was an admirable role model for dealing with terrorists, because he got the job done. Why would anyone have a problem with a simple factual statement like that?

John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals

John McCain blamed Barack Obama for the mass shooting in Orlando, because his brain just works like that sometimes.
A couple of amateurs

Mark Kelly And David Petraeus Started New Gun Safety Group Before Orlando. See? It Didn’t Work!

Former astronaut Mark Kelly and retired Gen. David Petraeus have formed a group to fight for stronger gun laws. We're looking forward to the Usual Suspects yelling these vets don't know anything about firearms.

Donald Trump Did Not Say That Thing About American Soldiers That He Said

Donald Trump may have accused American soldiers of stealing 'millions and millions' of dollars in Iraq reconstruction money. Or he may have accused Iraqi soldiers of doing that. Or he may be a floor wax and a dessert topping.
The smartest man in the room

Sen. Tom Cotton Dreams Of An America With Even More People In Prison

Sen. Tom Cotton offered a contrarian take on prison reform: we need to put a whole lot more people behind bars, ideally forever.

History’s Greatest Love Affair: Donald Trump and Geraldo Rivera

Donald Trump and Geraldo Rivera have a complicated relationship. They theoretically have undying love for one another (but not in a gay way, because no homo bro) yet is that love really possible when they each adore themselves so...