Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!
Trump heard we were using WP munitions and didn't have a problem with White Power.
Donald Trump completes his hostile takeover of the GOP, Kansas goes to the polls, and President Bannon tells Breitbart to be nice to Jared. Your morning news brief!
We understand the impulse to send Jared Kushner far away.
This time for sure!
Every person Trump has ever met is swimming in golden doubloons stamped 'Russia.' Is that weird?
Trump reads to Congress, and Democrats threaten blue-dogs. Your morning news brief!