You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
Being a journalist who threw shoes at GWB makes him more qualified than half the members of Congress.
WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
Here, have a bunch of new information about the rapidly expanding cast of characters in the Trump-Russia conspiracy!
Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.
Trump ignores spy chiefs' warnings (again), ICE gets even more awful, and Michael Cohen admits to giving Stormy Daniel $130,000 for no real reason. Your morning news brief!
Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
Should we be mad at Nikki Haley for voting 'no' on a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for gay people? Yes, or OH FUCK YES?
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.
Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!
We think Jill Stein may have broken her own SAYING DUMB SHIT record!
Well, this story is very unfair to Jesus!
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.