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Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017

Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.

Vladimir Putin Tease Trump With Authentic Russian Reach-Around, But No Pee Hooker This Time OK?

He only wants to help Trump prove he didn't leak classified information!

Trump Gave The Russians ISRAELI Intelligence! Have Fun On Your ISRAEL TRIP, Mr. President!

Hahahahahaha oh God, he literally is shitting on Israel. Is today's GOP cool with that?

Let’s Go To The Tape! Wonkagenda for May 15, 2017

Why does Trump tape himself, the alt-right rallies (for 10 minutes), and will Spicey get "You're Fired?" Your morning news brief!

TrumpCare Victory Lap Hits Traffic. Your Wonkagenda For Fri., May 5, 2017

Trump and the GOP have a circle jerk, Sebastian Gorka is mad at fake news, and Fox News is in trouble! Your morning news brief!

Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017

Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Intelligence Community Keeping Hottest Gossip From Trump, Because He Can’t Be Trusted

Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now!

Jeff Sessions Will White Wash America. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 9, 2017

Neil Gorsuch snaps at Trump, Sean Spicer spits fake news, and all your late night show videos all in one! Your morning news brief!

War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
You furnish the intelligence report and I'll furnish the travel ban

Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator

Reuters is planning to cover the Trump administration like it would any other banana republic. Why do we suddenly want to read Graham Greene novels?

President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish

Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday?

Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More

President Obama issued one last burst of commutations for federal prisoners Monday, including a reduction of Chelsea Manning's sentence from 35 years to time served, plus another four months so she can get ready for life after prison. The...