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No gross secular 'holiday trees' for little Eric, only the real kind that was grown by Jesus!

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Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.

It's a pity Hillary won't say what she really thinks about Donald Trump.

Barack Obama is wrapping up his gnarly Vietnamese vacation. Wish we were there!

First David Horowitz came for the Jews, and I said nothing, because eh, it's David Horowitz. Then he came for the black people, and I was like seriously, you sure you wanna do that, buddy?

Y'all, the child senator from Arkansas, Tom Cotton, is mad enough to tittyfuck a swallow right now! Surprise, it has to do with how...

Now that Donald Trump has declared himself the Republican Nominee, High Pooh-Bah, and All-Father of the World (Dilute! Dilute!), it's time for him to...

Some really weird stuff out in media land the last few days: Suddenly, several people interviewing Donald Trump have actually taken the time to...

Welcome to the second installment of our fun new weekly series on the 2016 Senate races. We have about as many weekends between now...

Former Congresspastor Michele Bachmann has been playing the ol' "The Bible Is A Roadmap For History" game again, and she has some pretty fascinating...

Fresh-faced dumb baby House Speaker Paul Ryan woked up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning! He did his P90X, said his affirmations into the mirror,...

Iran has released four Americans who were being imprisoned in the Islamic Republic, and boy oh boy are Republicans ever pissed off about it!...

Tyrant Barack Obama committed perhaps the most grievous sin of his evil reign Tuesday night when he danced around and gigglebanged Congress during the...

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion...

It's here, it's finally here! Hillary Clinton is testifying before Congress, for the first time ever except for the other time she already did, to...

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