Tag: iran

Former Congresspastor Michele Bachmann has been playing the ol' "The Bible Is A Roadmap For History" game again, and she has some pretty fascinating...

Fresh-faced dumb baby House Speaker Paul Ryan woked up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning! He did his P90X, said his affirmations into the mirror,...

Iran has released four Americans who were being imprisoned in the Islamic Republic, and boy oh boy are Republicans ever pissed off about it!...

Tyrant Barack Obama committed perhaps the most grievous sin of his evil reign Tuesday night when he danced around and gigglebanged Congress during the...

Rick Santorum, whose polling throughout the primary season hasn't risen higher than Rick Santorum's dick when he discovers sexts from his wife's hot abortion...

It's here, it's finally here! Hillary Clinton is testifying before Congress, for the first time ever except for the other time she already did, to...

Remember earlier this year, when the entire known universe (except, like, Iran and Alabama) did a Two Minutes Hate against Indiana and its very...

Let's check in with old Carly "Misspeaks A Lot" Fiorina. Is she misspeaking a lot, about a new thing? Or is she being not...

Hooray, the Values Voter Summit started Friday morning in Washington ... and you're late! Haha, just kidding, it's never too late to go to...

Remember that idiot in Arizona who bravely organized the Great Big Phoenix Mosque Protest, then whined and begged for money to buy guns after...

Carly Fiorina is SERIOUS. She is in this presidential campaign to win it, so that she can drive America right into the ground, just...

So here's a thing: You know how, on her first day in office, Carly Fiorina would call the Supreme Leader of Iran and tell...

Let's not fuck around. Here is Sarah Palin, speaking at a Tea Party rally in Washington DC on Wednesday, in opposition to the deal...

In an alternate universe that, thank the maker, exists only in the fevered imagination of Dark Lord Dick, wherein a majority of Americans democratically...

Hey, remember when "guy in a hardhat" was an archetype of rightwing dumbassery? Now that America doesn't make anything anymore (and we don't win...

Bad news for bloodlusters who've been wanting, for years, to Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. Despite all of the warnings from the very same stupid dicks who...

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