According to some Philadelphia CityPaper blog post we don’t really believe and can only half comprehend because the HTML is all broken because a million people must be trying to read this same important scandalous story right now, Barack Obama was seen in a gym somewhere using the failed Microsoft music player called “the Zune” — instead of the Apple Mac iPod, which is what fancy people use, because they are so classy with their taste and money. UPCOMING REVELATIONS: Obama wears Old Navy jeans, likes Coldplay, loved The Da Vinci Code, and thought Return of the Jedi was the best of the original trilogy, because of the Ewoks. [CityPaper & CityPaper]

* Things still aren’t right at the Oral. [Beliefnet]
* Sometimes bloggers are respectable but we don’t read those blogs. [Michelle Malkin]
* DoJ voting rights guru is gonna take his street sense to Congress. [TPMmuckraker]
* A majority of the Nobel Prize committee voted for Al Gore, but extenuating circumstances mean, well, he’s not getting that medal. [Political Wire]
* Another reason Fred Thompson won’t be president: He occasionally tells the truth about something. [FactCheck]
* This is just a big misunderstanding. Part of Karl Rove’s job was to prosecute Democratic governors for corruption. [Raw Story]
* Bush doesn’t watch the GOP debates because Jesus puts the audio on the presidential iPod. [Swamp]

* We scrolled all the way to the bottom but didn’t see our names. Just gonna sit here pressing F5 until we do. [FishBowlDC] MORE »

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Thank you CNN for offering perhaps the most ridiculous Situation Room

• Reliable Source: Brit Hume grills Bush on his iPod habits. Bush: “I’ve got the Shuffle, the, what is it called? The little. . . Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the Shuffle.” [WP]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: President Carter consulted “a woman in a trance to locate a downed government plane in Africa.” [NYDN]