Tag: iphone

BECAUSE THE FART APP ALONE CANNOT DEFEND FREEDOM: "Those who dismiss the Tea Party movement as a bunch of rednecks may be interested to know that the Tea Party Patriots now have a new iPhone app." Indeed! Originally designed...

You Can Be In The White House From Your Telephone Now, Oh Boy

This is what $100 trillion in party donations gets your company: an official White House product endorsement! (PEOPLE WHO USE BLACKBERRIES GO TO GITMO FROM NOW ON.) (EXCEPT OBAMA.) So for those of you who are into "new telephones"...

Matt Taibbi Gets Angry, Thrills The Internets

From the unfortunate musings of wingnut cartoon land: Keith Olbermann has no choice but to reluctantly gobble up Scott Hardbody's warm, brown, salty tea bags. Introducing: The White Basketball League! It's like the NBA but without a Negro dialect....

Happy Thoughts, Happy Thoughts

By the Comics CurmudgeonSince you're reading Wonkette, I assume you're some kind of news-reading nerd, since without a deep and thorough understanding of the American political system and world events you can't appreciate the many philosophical layers of our...

Vague Maybe-Terrorism Is Headed Toward, Or Possibly Away, From You RIGHT NOW

The FBI is doing that thing again where it suggests that everyone to get the seriously get the fuck away from any hotels or stadiums, while at the same time claiming that there have been no "specific" threats against...

A Children’s Treasury Of Ridiculous Excerpts From David Brooks’ Creepy, Incorrect Column Today

David Brooks allows a made-up reader to address him as "Mr. Kierkegaard" today in his column. Here is what "Existential in Exeter" asks Søren Kierkegaard, who is David Brooks, about Culture: "All my life I’ve been a successful pseudo-intellectual,...