• May 27, 2012

iowa caucuses

If New Hampshire moves, that could force Iowa — which has similar rules about putting some distance before another state’s voting — into January. That would break a gentleman’s agreement between the two parties to try to keep the official start of the 2012 voting in February, where it was for decades — before that, [...]

Rick Santorum has been in Iowa a lot lately, so obviously he is running for president, but he doesn’t really want to. The people of the United States are FORCING him to, because they just need a President Rick Santorum so badly. “I sort of feel in some respects I’m being pulled along in this,” [...]

General Petraeus is on the scene in Afghanistan — and by “Afghanistan” we mean “the Sunday morning political talk shows, in America” — to announce his intention to just stone cold win this war for you, whether you like it or not. “The president didn’t send me over here to seek a graceful exit,” Petraeus [...]

Huckabee is a Scab

by Greg Wasserstorm  7:23 pm January 2, 2008

Tell the feds to keep their laws of our emissions. [Los Angeles Times] Oh, hey, Rudy is still running. [Politico] But what does Iowa mean for Al Gore? [Headline Junky] Huckabee, I don’t mind telling you, is a Jew. [IMAO] Michelle Malkin loves pee cock. [Michelle Malkin] And my oh my that Mittens sure is [...]

Winning is For Losers

by Greg Wasserstorm  6:53 pm January 2, 2008