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Ongoing Wonkette Iowa Caucus Coverage

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

There are a lot of pigs in IowaDespite being addled by a full day’s worth of blogging for your amusement, your Wonketteers will remain shackled to their computers tonight to bring you the latest and greatest in caucus coverage even though nothing will really happen because it’s all kind of a sham and doesn’t even determine Iowa’s delegates! Watch Ken liveblog! See Megan drink! Join Jim in dancing on the graves of the fallen Paultarded hordes! Plus, you know, whatever else we can think of to write. We’ll start in again around 7:30 ET because this is blogging and we don’t have to be all that precise and the Iowans get to eat dinner and we’d like to, too.


Huckabee is a Scab

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Winning is For Losers

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

78690500.jpgLowering expectations is near and dear the to the heart of every American and an act familiar to every American political leader, who must often promise far more than thay can or intend to deliver. And so, in a tradition perhaps as old as the Republic itself, the leading candidates of both parties are letting their supporters know, “Hey, I’m not going to lose tomorrow, but if I do it’s really no big deal. It’s all just part of the plan.” After all, pumping tens of millions of dollars into a single state contest and then losing to someone with no money who nobody had heard of six weeks ago, for example, isn’t embarrassing at all. [Detroit Free Press, The Note]


Huckabee Rides Martial Arts, Wrestling Endorsements to Gains in Iowa

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Who needs Pat Robertson when you have Chuck Norris, a guitar and a dreamA new Washington Post-ABC News poll shows Mike Huckabee closing in on Mitt Romney in the race for the affections of Iowans. Huckabee has been spending money and time in Iowa like a true fan of corn and pork since his strong showing in the Iowa straw poll last summer.

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