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Despite being addled by a full day’s worth of blogging for your amusement, your Wonketteers will remain shackled to their computers tonight to bring you the latest and greatest in caucus coverage even though nothing will really happen because it’s all kind of a sham and doesn’t even determine Iowa’s delegates! Watch Ken liveblog! See Megan drink! Join Jim in dancing on the graves of the fallen Paultarded hordes! Plus, you know, whatever else we can think of to write. We’ll start in again around 7:30 ET because this is blogging and we don’t have to be all that precise and the Iowans get to eat dinner and we’d like to, too.

• Barry Hussein isn’t fooling anybody in Nevada with all his dumb lies. [Las Vegas Review Journal]
• Tell the feds to keep their laws of our emissions. [Los Angeles Times]
• Oh, hey, Rudy is still running. [Politico]
• But what does Iowa mean for Al Gore? [Headline Junky]
• Huckabee, I don’t mind telling you, is a Jew. [IMAO]
• Michelle Malkin loves pee cock. [Michelle Malkin]
• And my oh my that Mittens sure is handsome! [Redstate]
• Funny picture. [Deadline Hollywood]

Lowering expectations is near and dear the to the heart of every American and an act familiar to every American political leader, who must often promise far more than thay can or intend to deliver. And so, in a tradition perhaps as old as the Republic itself, the leading candidates of both parties are letting their supporters know, “Hey, I’m not going to lose tomorrow, but if I do it’s really no big deal. It’s all just part of the plan.” After all, pumping tens of millions of dollars into a single state contest and then losing to someone with no money who nobody had heard of six weeks ago, for example, isn’t embarrassing at all. [Detroit Free Press, The Note]

A new Washington Post-ABC News poll shows Mike Huckabee closing in on Mitt Romney in the race for the affections of Iowans. Huckabee has been spending money and time in Iowa like a true fan of corn and pork since his strong showing in the Iowa straw poll last summer.

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