Tag: iowa

We hope you don't have to pee, because you'll do it in your pants from laughing so hard!

Ivanka Trump will be 35 in October.

Iowa Sen. Chuck Grassley is infamous for all the dumb stuff he's said on Twitter. Democrats would really like to try to help him find a better use for his time after November.

He can smell what's coming, and PEE YEW!

Michelle Obama, Queen First Lady of our hearts, has long cared deeply about America's obesity crisis, particularly among kids. How have right-wingers been dicks...

Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her....

Bristol Palin, the Little Flower of Uninformed Commentary, has some thoughts about an "experiment" done by a TV station -- so you know it...

Steve Deace is having a sad. What, you've never heard of Steve Deace? Why, he's world-famous in Iowa, as the go-to conservative radio guy. You are simply not...

Our Deleted Comments cup fairly runneth over with Derp this week, largely thanks to the efforts of one particularly verbose moron who figured out...

In between desperately begging for money and plugging its report on the ancient art of Albanian Weevil Calligraphy, PBS took some time out of its busy debate...

Everyone knows the best part of having a lovers' quarrel is the making up. Whether the tiff is about whose turn it is to...

You've probably been wondering if former mayor of New York Michael Bloomberg has found himself a new gig yet. Which is really stupid of you,...

Guys, hot off the presses and BREAKING! and all of that stuff. The final Iowa caucus results have been released, by Donald Trump's brain,...

As everyone knows, there are two objectives for any political candidate appearing on Saturday Night Live: Get your face on SNL, and do it...

Guten Morgen, Wonkers, WTF does that headline even mean? Did Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz actually have a caucus with Satan at the Olive...

OH GOLLY GEE HIP HOORAY, we think we found a story about the Democratic primary that will NOT make anybody weep and wail and...