CNN Still Asking The Tough Questions
Monday, July 20th, 2009
Birth control? The spork? Caucuses? The labradoodle? The Volkswagen Thing? Democracy? Drip irrigation? Unmanned drones? [CNN]
SPACE TOILETS
THE MORE YOU KNOW
John McCain Invented The BlackBerry!
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
Yes, a McCain advisor said that John McCain “helped create” the motherfucking BlackBerry, which is an insult to John McCain, who lost his ability to type or invent small digital devices that have tiny little keys when he was in Vietnam for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, ALAN. MORE »
THE GREAT SCIENCE RACE
WALNUTS! To Give You $300 Million For Inventing Some Fancy Thing!
Monday, June 23rd, 2008
Today John McCain announced his most insanely simplistic campaign idea yet: a science fair contest. He proposed “a $300 million government prize to whoever can develop an automobile battery that far surpasses existing technology.” Screw you people; Wonkette is going to Home Depot to buy sheet metal, rivets, and Legos right now. MORE »
